COUNTING THE COAL IN BIG BROTHER'S STOCKING

HOW DO WE COUNT THE LUMPS OF COAL ?
.....with a smile.So let 's get to it.

As some of you know the Enigma has been in a Really Bad Funk, some of it due to Snot Freezing Lake Erie Weather and some of it due to the King's Illegal Secret Spying Program. But thanks to some incredible blogging minds and due to some Big Fat Lumps of Coal in the White House Stockings I am feeling a little more positive....It is true that I hit my head getting cookies out of the oven earlier, but I intend to enjoy this head throbbing giddy glee for a little bit longer... hell ,even ten whole minutes.

LICKING IT AND GETTING STUCK

Okay, I know that sounds particularly dirty, or like something Scooter or Lynne Cheney would have in their Literary Wonders. Sorry to dissappoint. But here is what I mean. Earlier tonight I took my little Lilly dog for yet another popsicle walk in the Frozen Lake Erie Tundra and while we walked and skidded about I had a few little epiphanies. Poor Lilly is still having trouble with the ice- she looks like Bambi wide legging on the Black Ice as we cross the street. So we get to her little park and we have what I can only describe as a Ralphie Moment from a Christmas Story....I was walking along and suddenly I looked down and noticed that Lilly was not moving and she had her head down. But then I noticed she had her mouth open. She had found an old French Fry Under about two inch Chunkette of ice, and her tongue was stuck to the ice. Now while I debated taking my cellphone and calling 911 ( and how thrilled the Fire Department was going to be with the dumb redhead...) My Brilliant dog somehow got her tongue uncemented from the ice.

And while I was laughing at her , it occurred to me....isn't this like Bush in a way ( well, except we know that Lilly is Much Smarter). The More he licks at the I-Gotta-have -me-more-spying-power SaltLick, he is getting himself into all kinds of Trouble. He has licked so Hard at it and it is Hard Work, that he is Stuck now, Don't you think? And it isn't little trouble, it's Yur-Daddy-can't-Save-yur-ass-on-this-one Trouble. How big is the Ol' Trouble ?
Well, well Let's Count the Lumps of Coal , shall we....

THE LUMPS OF COAL IN BIG BROTHERS LEAKY SOCKS:
(1) THE ILLEGAL NSA SPYING ( AND OTHER ILLEGAL SPYING)
So it Leaks out this week that Americans may have been spied on Illegally, by our own government,and gee not by the FBI or some other Homeland Security Special Task Force, but by the NSA. And Bush comes out this week and gives a little "I-Am Here- to-assure-you "speech about how it was ONLY foriegn emails and phone calls with TERRAIST connections...hmmm, color me paranoid, but gee I bet not. So now 36 hours later, ooops, it turns out that well, it was NOT just Foriegn Soil emails, it was ALSO Domestic Emails ( no shit ). And now here is what is so interesting, READ Jay Rockefeller's Secret Hidden Handwritten letter to Mr Cheney about the New Program, and read what was causing him worry, it was about BATCHES, AND IP NUMBERS. Hmm, were they Data Mining? ( I don't think Warrrants cover that ? ) Or were they just requesting LARGE Batches from Broadband Companies ( Does the FCC Allow That, can we ask Powells son? - I mean Janet's Breast wasn't allowed to see daylight ), and HOW DID they KNOW Which Batches to get IF THEY WEREN"T ALREADY SPYING ???? And Jay's letter talks about Interception. Well, I don't think reading an email is the same as TAKING IT AND PUTTING IT IN A SECRET SAFE SOMEWHERE NOW IS IT ???

Now if he already had the Expanded Powers of the Patriot Act , and was using the FISA court like a Carry out Resturante, and Homeland Security had Secret Special Task Forces doing some of the scut work, and the Pentagon was Spying on the Real Threats of Vegans and Cookie Baking Grannies- WHY would he need more Spypower ? Maybe because he was already doing the spying on a larger scale, and needed a way to continue his activity...So what does it mean when a President spies on SO MANY ( besides the fact that he is maybe Beyone Paranoid ?) This is not about protecting me or you is it ? It is about HIM being real scared of Something?
Something like what ? Like People knowing he is Corrupt and Lying About a Phony Oil Driven War? Gee , that might be a way to Spy on them nasty Writers, and those Damn Enviromentalists,and those Damn Democrats, and those Damn Quakers,and those Damn Liberals, and those Damn Anti War Defeatists. This is NOT about Protecting Anyone, and NOT about Osama or Terra anymore.

(2) So earlier today we learn one of the FISA Court Judges is resigning over concern over Warrants that were written , that the Secret Program might have been used to issue those warrants. And then in Thursdays' WAPO it is revealed that the FISA Court and Judges might not have known about the Secret Bush Program....oooops. JUDGES DIDN'T KNOW ???..... that is a little different then they were not comfortable , hell , they didn't know??!!! So does that mean for THREE years they were writing warrants based on ILLEGAL SEARCH AND SEIZURE- ( well, gee that is a Violation of the Constitution's 4th amendment, altough the 1st Amendment might be in there too).
**** Here is an Off Topic Observation: Every Time the President gives a speech the Flag is right behind him, but it NEVER has the Olive branch - it is ALWAYS the Arrows...watch and see if I am right....Hat-tip to my son for that one...it is haunting.****

And then to top it off, we also learn this week about the ACLU and 2330 pages of FOIA that show that all kinds of folks were being surveilled- Environmentalists, Poverty Advocates, and time will tell who else.( Greenpeace, and PETA of course). Does anyone think this is sounding like an ENEMY"S LIST ? ( and how come when ever they give these speeches about the Homeland Threats, and lists, they never mention Hate Crimes against Muslims? or the NeoNAZIS ? or the KKK ? and these are alive and well in Certain States)

And we also learn that there were multiple speechs given Supporting Renewal of the Patriot Act, and even ON FILM, where he says no rights were violated and that the Constitutional Rights were upheld. ( Dates: 4-20-04, is the best footage so far. I will post the other dates at the end if someone is having cpsan urges)

(3) So the Patriot Act didn't get kicked through after all, so today he came shitstomping across the Lawn and gave a little snippy-pissedoff-ginnedup- speech about how the Patriot Act expires January 1st and that we all are going to be in Danger if we don't pass it, the Terrorists are gonna Lurk and get us. So Osama is going to "Get" Us because George can't find another way to spy on HIS OWN enemies? Does he think we're stupid or paranoid like him? He will sure drag those 3000 exploited 911 corpses out every chance he gets. ( godforbid Someone, Anyone brings up the Hidden 15,000 Fresh corpses of NOLA and Katrina, shhh )

[[ So WHO helped him come up with the Secret Program Mis-Using NSA and FISA ? Was it Gonzo? hmm, or maybe it was our favorite Church Lady- Harry ? Or was it Soaring-like-an Eagle Asscroft ? George Curveball Tenet? ( shh,yes) Did Chertoff of Homeland Security Fame KNOW about this Program??? Take your pick folks....Or maybe it was ALL of them.
HEARINGS FOR THE NEW SUPREME COURT CAN NOT BEGIN UNTIL THIS MATTER IS ADDRESSED, AS OUR CONSTITUION HAS BEEN VIOLATED, and THAT IS MORE CRITICAL. ( and since Alito has relationship with Chertoff , he might be compromised)]]

NURSE NAG :::: So I am going to say this- please keep calling Senators, Media, ANYONE , write letters do what ever you can MAKE NOISE....our country needs us to save it. I have said this before, and I will say it again, If Paul Revere was alive today he would be a blogger.....

(4) Conyers deserves a Huge Gold Star and a Hug, read up on his work and DSM that came out yesterday, most Big Brass Alliance already know. And hey - he too has put forth the Impeachment Option, on the Table now with relation to the War and DSM.

(5) FINALLY FINALLY the Senators are finding their Brass Ones and Just in friggin time....Now if they can just Not drop them Again....

Okay I am going to stop counting for now....and get ready to count more tomorrow.Please Santa Bring us a little Coal every day for Ol'Big Brothers Stocking at 1600 Pennsylavannia Ave.
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As Tongue in Cheek as this is...We are living in a Police State, and some of us have already experienced Surveillance . 1000's will end up having been on Enemy Lists. Suspect for What? Do we want to find out How Many this President is Capable of?
THIS IS IMPEACHABLE.....High Crimes and Misdemeanors are Real and Happening in your Country.... We Need to take back Our Country.