Thursday, January 15, 2009

LIVEBLOGGING Bush's Final Speech of His Titannical Administration, tonight at 8PM, Foul Mouth Jar will be open, and heave shoes at your TV.....


Meet me here...I am SOoooo Ready for this Night,this will be the Last time we have to watch him drive the Podium drunk and listen to him murder our Language like a lost Criminal Crackhead Cowboy....Yeah, Bring It On ..Mission Accomplished King Asswipe...Don't MisUnderEstimate my ability to LiveBlog THIS Event....

8 PM this will be the Top Post....

(CSpan linked to my LiveBlogging Debate Posts, even emailed me..LOL...Please do let them link to this post , yeah...)
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Obama Countdown Blogging below....and yeah,Dixie Chicks "Not Ready to Make Nice " linked to the Title....and Pink's Dear Mr.President,

51 comments:

enigma4ever said...

I am READY....
I got beer chilling in the Frig ( FIRST time I will toast this speech when it is over) and there is a nice little pile of flipflops ready to heave ( I found a bag of stale marshmallows too)....

Foul Mouth Jar is ready....( College fund for 6-6..should be full soon)...

And here's the thing...

King Fuckhead and his Criminal Cronies did Break ALOT.....like Our Country...and Iraq....BUT...and it is HUGE But....he did NOT break US...yeah..Us..you and me...

We can and must fix this Fucking Mess...and if he thinks he can go off to Crawford and enjoy his Delusional History...WRONG..

okay....let's get to it...

D.K. Raed said...

I have stockpiled as many soft items as I could find to throw at TV, even wadded-up toilet paper and dog furballs (Clyde was bathed today & contributed mightily to the stockpile)!

I will have to stop by later & see how you live blogged it the grande finale, the good riddence to bad rubBUSH.

It's a sign of much mistrust there is that my first thought on seeing that plane down in the Hudson was "Bush Diversion" -- he must've found the key to the booze cabinet and is not ready to speak yet! sicko.

Distributorcap said...

every times he lies i tie a shot of tequila

enigma4ever said...

( DK ...I am SURE you are not the only one that thought that..do go over to see Distributor cap...he has a great post up about the crash...that will make you smile)...

Keith has introduced....

8PM

Hmm Taped Clapping????

ekkk he said it is his Honor- fuckhead would not know honor if it bit him on the ass...

Some winking..and cute mugging...I have to swallow some vomit...

" I am filled with gratitude to Dick"

( that is a phrase we don't need to hear !!)

I thank the American People....

( yeah- well we DON"T thank you you fucker)

Distributorcap said...

i so hate hate hate hate hate hate
him

can we throw dog poo down his pants

enigma4ever said...

Thanks Dcap....
hic...Hic**

damn he didn't thank Barney or the Dead Cat..

( oh and he can't remember his daughters names..)

oh shit more Terra I kept you safe shit...

( Dcap..I hope that is a BIG bottle...)

enigma4ever said...

oh dog poos-
Great Idea I have a bucket of frozen doggie turds out on the porch...yup..

I will go get them right now..

So let me get this straight this Fucker is up there thanking HIMself for keeping us safe...

Kiss my ass...

Distributorcap said...

he wants anohter chance?

enigma4ever said...

okay we are 5 minutes into Protecting US from Terra and Extremism....

and Promoting Human Liberty and Dignity Crap..

( Bring Dying Patients back to life he mumbled ?:???WTF???)

"Opportunity and Hope " are part of his legacy ???
Really ???Is that why My Hood is Foreclosed ????
and old folks are eating catfood_- hey shithead WHAT kind of "opportunity " is that ???

Oh, "Tough Times for Hardworking families" ( hmmm I think he was thinking White Families..)

Any Bets that he does not bring up Katrina or Torture ??

Oh lordy he claims he Followed his Conscience ????

( He Does NOT Have one!!!)

"Determined to Strike Again " SHit...

Dcap...we need MORE bottles....any Bourbon there ????

Distributorcap said...

the greatest threat to this nation is another BUSH in power

enigma4ever said...

He wants ANOTHER Chance ????
What to Fuck us Again???

shit...

Distributorcap said...

murdering to advance ideology

what the hell does he think he did when he invaded Iraq

enigma4ever said...

( ooops sorry D- we were Kerflemping about the same thing..)

Okay I spewed he said "Moral Clarity "????

omg...

now he is quoting Jefferson- shit George try reading the Damn Constitution that YOU and DICK shredded and pissed on....

and now he is rambling about Compassion and crap...

Oh shit he has Invited Guests....this will be priceless,...wow...he found ones of Color- that is a First....
Now he is waxing sentimental.....

hic*hic...

Distributorcap said...

there have been NO GOOD days when you are around

Distributorcap said...

fuck him

enigma4ever said...

Dcap he was promoting Freedom and Liberty...

and now he is rambling about that Poor Dad going to Iraq to honor his son..

Have you noticed he does not mention Iraq really???
it's ALL 911...

and he keeps saying there are Trials Ahead- WHY- has he planned Something???
WTF??

HA he is proud to be a citizen....puke...

Omg...it's ending...
????

13 Minutes.....250 prisoners...cough ..guests...

enigma4ever said...

yup...Dcap...Fuck Him...dead right...

wow...what a Crappy Finale...

Bottems up friend...

Phew WE survived this Foolish Corrupt Evil Man....

Distributorcap said...

8 YEARS OF HELL and that is how he says goodbye -- it is all about how great i am and how hard i tried


it was giving america the finger

travelingman said...

I refused to throw my shoes at the TV...why on earth would I insult my shoes with that batshit crazy MOFO.

travelingman said...

Survived is right...we should all get Medals of Honor for having to endure the last 8 years.

Distributorcap said...

psychologists could learn so much if they could dissect that brain of his --- under all the brush and shit covering the few remaining cells

why o why couldnt 41 were a condom?

enigma4ever said...

omg Dcap...I have no idea ...but yes, they should put his face on Condom Wrappers- Kiddies THIS is WHY you need Birth Control...

Traveling Man- we survived in spite of him !!! yup.....
I threw my beat up old Flipflops..they loved clunking the TV....( so did the dog...it was a good time)...

the stale marshmallows were better- Nice *Thunk*...

Moral Clarity.....kiss my ass....can we go down to DC and Heave his crap on the Front lawn?????

Distributorcap said...

scottie is nailing it -- bush thinks we should be THANKFUL for his good intentions (good in his mind) and just forget about what he actually did

travelingman said...

I hope the door hits him in the ass on his way out.

enigma4ever said...

(Okay So Scottie McCellen is speaking to Keith)

and he really does sum it up nicely- about SHIFTING Blame....wow...

( decent human being- oh scotty- sorry honey- NOT...)

enigma4ever said...

T-man
I sure Hope Something hits his ass on the way out...

Distributorcap said...

when will someone on teevee say that there is NOTHING redeeming or good about the asswipe in the WH

enigma4ever said...

Dcap:::
I have NO idea..but it's Good that we are saying it...

;-)

(( on a better note- NBC showed the speech with NO summary at the end- no Gregory or Williams or Brokaw sentimentally waxing..)

Distributorcap said...

i think even the folks at nbc like gregory and brokaw are SICK of him. i once heard brokaw in the elevator say to someone that bush was the least inspiring or interesting person he has ever met

travelingman said...

I loathe Gregory, he is so creepy to me.

The good news folks is that we are almost rid of him. He will go down in the books as "w"orst ever.

Distributorcap said...

anyone, i mean anyone (that means you pig eyes Joe Scarborough) that thinks history will be kind to him -- needs major doses of thorazine

enigma4ever said...

Worst EVER;;;

How the hell did we survive these Fuckers ???!!!

Distributorcap said...

i dont know

i dont trust the fact that he wont do something insane by Tuesday

he may go away, but the Bush stink will be with us for a long long time

enigma4ever said...

I worry every second of every day...
This shit is not over..
Until Obama's hand hits the bible...

THEN Our Country is OURs again...finally...

travelingman said...

When we are all old and in retirement facilites we will look back at the past 8 years with even more disdain than we feel right now.

Ask me sometime how I feel about Regan...

Distributorcap said...

how sad is it that someone can make Reagan look good!

you know that Buchanan and Hoover are high fiving each other now saying - we are not the worst anymore

travelingman said...

roflmao dcap...you are absolutely right about that.

enigma4ever said...

LOL..you two..
and so I thought Nixon was the Worst....
but Bush has managed to make Nixon and Reagon look " good"""...omg...
I was wrong....and yeah, we will still be cursing these Neoconal Criminals when we are rocking at the Home doing our Medicinal Shooters...

Anon-Paranoid said...

enigma my sweet rose...

I am really bushed and I mean that literally, however I left this on another site earlier today.

"The day Bush\Cheney and the other War Criminals are tried in the Hague will bring joy to the whole world.

The day they are found guilty and sentenced to death by hanging will have the world rejoicing.

The day the ropes are placed around their necks and the trap door opens under their feet the world will shout in unison...

SWING, BABY SWING."

God Bless.

enigma4ever said...

Oh AnonP...
hey dear friend..
we are almost there...

days away...

End of the Bush Regime...

Justice must come....yes...there must be Trials..
for Crimes against Humanity...and War Crimes...

I think alot of people are really thinking about The Crimes...and What happens Next...and yes, down below I blogged about it..even posted some Nuremberg Videos to learn HOW we do this....it is not going away WHAT they did..and when we have the trials we will learn WHAT they did...we don't know the least of it...

We survived....

But for Bush, Cheney, Rummy. Yoo, Campbone, Rice...there will be trials...there have to be..the World is waiting for us to set This right...

enigma4ever said...

It's 10 PM...we have hit Zero...Negative 13 with windhchill...

( hmm, so I wonder is Hell Freezing Over too ??)

Hairball said...

Brrr! Stay warm Enigma.

I listened while making dinner. I couldn't throw shoes so I was violently tearing up lettuce and corn tortillas while he droned on.

Not too much longer...

thepoetryman said...

His most anticipated speech of all time!

enigma4ever said...

Hey Poetryman...
yup...13 Minutes....good to see you...and NOW we don't have to hear him again for a long time....(until the trials....)

Hairball:::
nope not much longer..and yeah...Shredding Lettece- that works...

D.K. Raed said...

I kept thinking maybe, just maybe, he might finally say something worthwhile. Nope. He maintained his 8-yr streak of spewing about spreading freedom, still making a run at our fear receptors, yup ... anything that didn't turn out quite right wasn't his fault.

He leaves us on the verge of a depression, 2 worthless wars, broken govt, broken military, health care crisis, and 2 Supremes who will unfortunately be influencing justice for decades.

I almost lost it at the end when he was farewelling us as "a citizen of the United States of America". ooooh, does that mean he can be subject to "a citizen's arrest"?

enigma4ever said...

yeah...DK..he put on his "Citizen's hat"....and yeah, I think he can now be arrested as a Citizen...no problem...I don't think he should go near Vermont- that is for sure..LOL...Criminal...yeah, typical drunkass fratboy- NO apology for the Hell he has created....for ALL of the Broken Debris that is in his path...

Fran said...

I was @ work when the shrub delivered his bullshit speech.

Oh please.... I reached the part where he was talking about "moral clarity" I could take it no more.

Sorry pal I can't join you in your grand delusion.

enigma4ever said...

fran::
you are right...he is sooooo deluded...there is not another explanation...

enigma4ever said...

( can't sleep...it's Negative 8..and Negative 23 with windchill...)

I think I might need to make hot Coco...with mallows...or some tea...

tooooo cold....

MandT said...

"can't sleep"... It's also the Wolf moon, hiding behind the storm clouds. Same here!!!

enigma4ever said...

Mandt....
hmmm, a Wolf moon hmmm ? ( poor wolves are probally cold too..)

and gee it is now Friday and up to Negative 6....