FLUFFY GETS A ROOMATE:
Well, Well Fluffy got a roomate this week, meet the Pragmatic Pussy. ( We'll call her Mrs. PP for short). Yup , I don't have any weapons, but I am armed to the teeth with these two new Critters. Pragmatic Pussy is pissed because SOMEONE put the CONSTITUTION in her litter box, and she is not a forgiving creature. Please don't let that kind angelic furry face fool you. Poor Fluffy now has to contend with two ranting females. In the meantime while I try to call the UN' s Special Animal Husbandry Operations Diplomatic Unit to negogiate the Peace at the Enigma Cafe, the King and the Crony Court indeed had a Heckuva Week....Here is just a short Round Up.
*** And just to let you know apparently Mrs.PP has a record involving charges that she "threatened" a certain Mrs.Beasley with some rude comments down in DC.Oh Goody a Kitty with a Rap Sheet.
[[[ Again the Creatve artwork is done by Mr.6"4"....my son who is 14. Obviously the cat was obtained from the Virtual Community, and is not the vicious cat that actually lives at the Enigma Cafe.It is dedicated to our Cat Philo , our 20 pound Marmalade wonder who "died" a year ago.]]]
AL GORE WHO WAS OUR ELECTED PRESIDENT GAVE ONE HOT SPEECH ON MLK DAY:
Our Ex- Vice President gave a Kick Ass speech on MLK day over at the Constitution Hall. He spoke with Fire and Passion about the "President" Breaking the Laws of this Land. He spoke about our History being Shamed. He talked about some of the Bigger Problems that we ALL as Americans are facing. He talked about the King and His Men participating in High Crimes and Misdemeanors, and that it is time for Checks and Balances, and Accountibility. It is time for Whistleblowers to be protected. ( Words that melted the Enigma's ol'pissed off heart). He Spoke with conviction that the Congress and the Senate Better Start doing their Jobs for the People. He actually showed us What a Real President Can look and Sound like.
[and at some point while The Gore Man gave his Speech , the King went and looked at that Piece of Paper about Slavery, The Emancipation Proclamation , and he scratched his head wishing Laura was there to explain it to him because those Big Lawyer Words hurt his head.]
And the ME-dia had ALL week to cover and dissect this KickSomeAss Gore Speech, but instead they sought the Sexier Stories, the Hot stuff, of Missing White Girls and Grooms Overboard for the lighter fare. And for the Main Course they Served up the Hillary Plantation Moment and the Choclate Milk Nagin Moment. And then Hells Bells they got real Lucky when Yet Again Yet Another Osama Tape appeared at a magically delicious moment to save the King's Terra Battle.
( The Good News is that C-Span did indeed air the Speech over and over and over.)
[and just to Drive the Gore Speech Home the Conyers Impeachment Basement Hearings also kicked yet some more ass, thank you again CSpan. Please go to Conyer's Blog and give this man some love or Fluffy and Mrs.PP will be coming your way.]
BUSH DRIVES THE PODIUM DRUNK AGAIN:
(THE KING IS OUT HUMPING HIS ILLEGAL SPYING AND OTHER OFFENSES THROUGH A PROPAGANDA PARADE):
So the King and Gonzo are out this week Attempting to Resuscitate the 'TRUST US TO PROTECT YOU WHILE WE SPY ON YOU." So the King went to a nice whitebread college in Kansas, and the students were properly scripted and coached for this contrived event. So the Incompetent Cowboy bellies up to the podium to await the nerf questions. He leaned all over that podium looking for another JimBeam coaster to absorb these Quesions or his Script for the Contrived Unscripted Kiddies. Why the Hell No One gives him a Breathalizer before he drives the podium is beyond me.
Yet sadly NOT everything went to script, some damn girl must have read the New Rolling Stone Magazine about THE BUDGET. She had the Nerve to ask about the Slashed, Raped , Pillaged Student Loan Program.
"Excuse me , but can you tell us Why 12.7 Billion dollars is to be CUT from the New Budget, and how that will help College Students ?" And the Kowboy King did the proverbial Reach for his ear, feigning Cochlear Damage. The Poor Girl had to REPEAT the Same Question THREE Times before he could HEAR it. ( actually Kudos to the well spoken Audacious Lass, because this way her Question got Plenty of Air Play). It was also So Interesting that the Questions now come to the King from the Air, I guess the Media and CSpan have been Ordered to NOT show the Godamned Citizens when discussing the Godamned Consitution.
And yet another godamned liberalass student had the nerve to ask the MagnCumLaude Question asking if the President Enjoyed the Movie BrokeBack Mountain. The President blushed all cowboy-like-allshucks-you -caught-me-naked-mama look. Hmmm, The ah-gee-ain't-I-Cute look recieved dead Silence.[ In Honor of the King please do go over to the Skeptical Observer and admire the Two Creative Versions that Newsguy has of BrokeBack Mountain.]
Some Student did ask SOMETHING that we as viewers were not allowed to HEAR, but the King was clearly miffed and wanted the Offending Student and HER ADDRESS and he yelled that out to his Goons three times. "Get ME the Address" ( I will bet soem good money this is edited out of the CSpan tape).
He continued his Belly-Up-to-the-Podium-Ginned-Up-Pissed-Off "speech" and explaining how he was protecting us from TERRA, BLAHBLAHLIEBLAHVOMIT PUKE ETC ETC AD NAUSEUM. And yes the Enigma ran out of Marshmallows to thunk at Dear Leader. ( which we know is fine for tommorrow there will be yet another Repug Thuglet trotted out to rehump the same crappy speech.)
WARNINGS WARNING WILL ROBINSON : IT TURNS OUT THAT THE WHITE HOUSE , EVEN WITH THE "SITUATION ROOM " ON THE ROAD HAD AMPLE WARNING THAT NEW ORLEAN WAS FACING AN APOCOLYPTIC SAVE'EM GEESUS DISASTER.
Any Enigma readers of the fall know there is NOTHING that pissed me so Badly as KATRINA. ( How many other Bloggers do you know that Called and Wrote the UN , yes the one in friggin Geneva and reported the Friggin King and His Men for Crimes against Humanity , for the appalling treatment of OUR REFUGEES OF A NATURAL DISASTER on AMERICAN SOIL. And yeah there are indeed International laws that ALL Leaders and Pretend Leaders have to provide BASIC CARE to their Refugees. ( and the Convention Center and the Superdome and the Streets was even by 3rd world standards considered Sub-par.)
{please see Enigma's Posts of September and October about Katrina- there are lengthy thoughtful fairly well investigated posts]
SCUMLITO VOTE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A SLAMDUNK AFTER ALL: The Democratic Senators ALL found their respective balls and indeed voted NO on Scumlito, which continues to of course now feed the Enigma' Lush Filibuster Fanatasies.
Now last week Fluffy had some amazing visitors at the Enigma Cafe , please go visit some of the great Blog Roll here and give some love and laughes....And later in the week I am going to add some new great blogs. SO because I am having blogger trouble tonight I can't do the Click and Link thing- but ALL of these blogs are right here on the side so enjoy. ( actually ALL the Blogs on my Roll totally Rock).
VISIT TO ENIGMA'S BLOGROLL: DOUBLE DIP TREAT CLUB:
NO BLOOD FOR HUBRIS
LOSE THE NOOSE
YEP, ANOTHER GODAMNED BLOG
WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRACTION
CAFE POLITICO
HIGHWAY BLOGGERS
IMMORAL MINORITY
NEIL SHAKESPEARE
DADA'S DAILY
BAJA SEATTLE CANADA
JUSTIN BARKER IN VALENCIA
BLUE COLLAR POLITICS
RECOVERING LIBERAL
EDUCATIONAL WHISPER
AND OF COURSE ORWELLS GRAVE
CRITICAL UPDATE: THE KINGS ADDRESS IS COMING UP ACTION BEING SOUGHT , PLEASE READ THE WILLIAM RIVERS PITT PIECE ON TRUTHOUT AND SEND TO ALL THE DEMOCRATS IN THE HOUSE AND SENATE. MORE ON THIS ON WED 1-25-06, THINK ABOUT IT PEOPLE IT IS TIME TO STAGE A WALKOUT ON THIS CRIMINAL ADMINISTRATION....
24 comments:
"I kill you! No, I give up! No, I kill you! No, wait..."
Major AAAWWW! for the kitty.
You misspelled "psychotic", though.
Yo, e4e. Are you sure you're all right?
Is the furry one all right? Does it need a lawyer, guns, and money?
I have to say I was still decorating the Blog when you all came by, so things were not tidy yet ....But No Blood I am okay- went and got new bandaids and Fluffy is out getting ammo and setting up barricades...And JP all is okay we gave the Lil" Darlin a new name....She is a Bad Kitty..Bad Bad Kitty...Be very Afraid ;-o
Just saying hi because I'm here. Cute cat.
going to have to look through those links.
the million dollar question with gore is why is he doing this now?
About Gore- I don't know, I wish I did...but I think maybe something snapped in him...and he still cares...and I think he is Finally PISSED...and they need to get fired up...sooner the better...
Let;s see what happens...
Oh wow. This is such an epiphany for me. I thought I was the only crazy one in the world, but after reading your rant, it's obvious your as looney as they come. And this cafe is frequented by a bunch of lunatics! Maybe we're all in the asylum and just don't know it? Huh?
Anyway, great post. Thanks for verifying my in/sanity (whichever)! (But that cat's a little over the edge. If I were you, I'd keep a covert eye on her. It's okay, she's already pissed all over her constitution.)
Consider me a frequenting lunatic, Dada.
Enigma can vouch for that.
I love Enigma Cafe and I LOVE the Pragmatic Pussy. Enigma should maraude around with THAT moniker and put the kitty on her profile. That picture is awesome.
Outrageous, and yet so..subtle. The subtext.
enigma, i think the implied position behind your admiration of Gore's speech is that he would have made a better leader than the current "goofy child" (as Hunter Thompson put it) and I would definitely agree with that position...the thievery of the Y2K election so pissed me off that i could not even bring myself to vote in 2004...i considered Kerry to be in the vein of "meet the new boss, same as the old boss", although I must admit, I did pay attention to anything he was saying...the Dems really need to do something to get back into power and not just parade out another worn-out cliche...maybe Gore (if he can summon up the fire) or a person of the female persuasion, eh???
did NOT pay attention to Kerry, sorry for the dounle-post, but needed to clarify
It's great the Bush administration is putting so much emphasis on education in this country. Cutting student loans is a great start. No wonder I got my FAFSA application back stamped HAHAHAHAHA. I suppose he wants us all to stick to Jr. Colleges like he mentioned in the debates.
Good Afternoon Cafe Folks ;-)
MICHEAL: We will have to see what happens and if Gore is on the lead the charge.
MAINE FRIEND: Hunter Thompson would have had a literal Hey-Day with this fear&loafing administration-miss him and his caustic wit. It was more a case of FINALLY seeing Someone who worked in the Whitehouse go Stop the Train- This Ain't Right.( I feel like I have been waiting for that for monthes). ( Okay correction- years). Does the WhiteHouse need a woman- YES. Hillary NO.But thanks for yoru thoughts and perspective- always nice talking with ya'.
DADA:Well-Hurumph. Lunatics- are you calling my armed guard Looney?And Mrs PP knows that they already shredded and pissed on the consitution before it ever hit the ol'proverbial kitty box. And sadly how much can we say of all that has gone on for the past four years makes any effin' sense. Yeah, that's a headscratcher for sure. Think about some of the other posts I have had to do here- Katrina ( VOLUMES), Coal Mining Messes, VETS &PTSD,The LOST DEAD of Katrina, The Final Obituary of the woman who was dead by the Convention Center. I KNOW in my heart that each of these stories goes beyond WHAT is Humane or Sane. Sad but true. It is merely a case of the Inmates running the asylum- and that would be speaking of the Whitehouse- except they are too criminal to granted the Insanity Clause.
DREW:I just happened to buy Rolling Stone this week, and see the article, and I was stunned that they would cut that much from Student Loans- it's criminal. And the worst part it even end up hurting the numbers that have to go to Community college ( whose prices have gone up).
LILLY: Thank you fellow writer for Getting The Coffee I serve. Yes, there are many little ever so subtle Messeges here for the visitor to the Cafe. And I see that you have a new moniker yourself. I definently use this little cafe to spread good will, some cheer and hope, and yes, in the subtext there is ALWAYS something more.No Excuses , No Apologies to the Cafe patrons....Come by anytime. You are always welcome, and the kettle is always on.
hey, enigma, I finally read through your past blogs & see why you are so pissed! You sure can take a lickin & keep on kickin. Re: Ms. PP, just remember there are no bad kitties, just bad kitty litter.
Hope you caught today the latest Orwellian morphing to "terrorist surveillance" (1st it was "warrantless spying", then "warrantless eavesdropping", then "domestic surveillance" and now the latest "terrorist surveillance" (oooh, sounds so much more necessary). As Patrick Leahy said to I-luv-to-luv-you Gonzales yesterday, "are you trying to tell us that there were 5900 phone calls from/to USA/Al Queda? That is prima-facie not credible." D.K.
DK;;;;;Well Well ....Thank you so much for the visit-I have seen you around Blogatopia...and welcome you....yes, I am a tad pissed...but with good reason. You are dead on about the recent Semantical Shift and Manuver...I love Leahy when he gets pissed and gives'am hell during Hearings etc. Yeah, if 1000's are talking to Osama daily- how come we haven't caught him yet....yeah, that would be most inconvenient .
And Fluffy is still King Badass since he doesn't need auxilliary weaponry to accomplish his evil aims. I showed his photo to our Shepherd (AKA "Thunderchicken"); it sent him squawking out of the room. Our Lab (who once charged a mountain lion) calmly backed away, keeping her eye on him as she left his threatening gaze. Thanks for the laugh.
Follow-up to above "5900 calls" ... it's now down to "2600" ... they must have been counting all the automatic redials! D.K.
Thanks for the plug.
Let's hope king george doesn't bring up mars again.
Hey Justin- PLEASE FOLKS GO SEE HIS WONDERFUL "DIRTY " RECIEPE....( his blog is the Barker in Valencia)
and yeah, about the King- don't you wish we could send HIM to Mars ?
yeah...without oxygen.
I'll go now to dutifully read Justin's dirty recipe..who can resist the tease of that description?
What's worse than a kitty pissing on the Constitution? A drunk for a president after a binge urinating on our heads and rights supposedly protected by it!
"Terrorist surveillance." Give me a fucking break. If they've been surveilling these pricks for so long, then how come al Qaida's top three men are still on the loose while 80,000 of our own citizens are on No Fly Watch lists, including our gracious hostess, someone's four year-old child and James Moore (co-author of Bush's Brain)?
Wow Enigma... what can I say? Your rant covered it all and then some. Yeh, didja happen to catch the latest crime against students our lovely criminal Gov Taft announced today? He wants to make all college kids pass a college test (b/c they haven't already taken SAT's and ACT's to enter college already, right?) and that test will determine what kind of aid they receive based on their performance scores. Another words, do badly on the test, you get no student financial aid, and well, it sucks to be you b/c Taft sees a brilliant future for you in the service industry asking "Would you like fries with that?"... for the love of God... what doesn't some lunatic wearing a big 'ol pair of steel toed boots just snap and go on an ass-kicking spree with these GOP criminals & sycophants, Neo-Convicts and Religious Frighters?
Oh yeah... I think I do have your email b/c we have emailed each other before. Do you remember the time that you asked people at Agitprop's site if anyone was having problems with their blog thru Blogger? Well, I was one of the people who answered you and we have emailed each other before. I will look for your address and I'll send my "Hopeless, Crying, & Sick of It" post to you. Okay?
Hey, e...mucho gracias, mija, for the mention (I got to figure out that link thing myself!) and mega gracias for all your support...it's hard to get upset about missed sleep when you have great company.
Man, I'm so old I remember when the King was Elvis. Nice guy, too...he didn't squeak once when HE was DRAFTED. Probably 'cos his mamma raised him right. And Gladys sure never went on national TV looking down her nose at po' folk. Not surprising, seeing how she spent her whole life being po'.
Hell, I'm so old I remember when Red (as in, er...'red' state) meant Commie. There's a lesson here -- our Latter-Day Reds do believe in Propaganda, comrades. Like fools, we've been running around believing all the Red States fell with the Berlin Wall. These are Ideas that make a person go 'hmm'
Mmm, mm, mm.
You will take my US Constitution away when you pry my cold, dead, ink-stained fingers from it. I'll die a true-blue American, betcha ass!
toga, toga, toga....
(sorry, e; I sound like I'm blogging here in your space...trying to leave my last post alone for a few days, in case anyone wants to reference. You know I'm on a Mission From God).
As always, enjoying your Cafe...ain't no short-double-light-decaf-mocha-ice-latte da here at the e4e emporium. This stuff's brewed straight from the bean, and consistantly eye-opening. Like the truckers say, 'if ya wanted a cup of cream and sugar, why'd ya order coffee?'
Good old common sense...why is that an oxymoron?
That is one scary menagerie you got there. Scary AND cute. And that's a dangerous combination.
LILLY:Yes, indeed Bush ejected into orbit without O2 would do the job nicely.
JP:Yes, Indeed my special status is of concern. Maybe all of us with No Fly Status should have a convention....And yes, i have made mental notes of the new Semantical Stratergery in place.
WINDSPIKE:You are indeed correct, the Chief Drunk is the worst...
MEL:You indeed brought up so many good points, that I am staggered with the load. thanks
TINA:Thanks for coming by and yes indeed the Daft Taft is a wonderless ass.I will be encouraging more to go to your fuzzy blog. ( where someone rants just as well as me).
NEIL:yup..scary& cute and oh so dangerous....thanks for stopping by...( you have great art up at the Gallery this week).Hey Cafe dwellers that is your hint run to Neil's and give him some love....
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