TABLE MANNERS,PIGS AND SLAVERY

So in the past few weeks we have had to watch our King in all his fratboy glory embarrass our country in a way that goes beyond description.On the way to the G8 the King decided to stop by Germany and make an ass of himself by once again driving the podium drunk and blathering on and on about PIGS in front of the Leader of Germany. (Please somebody turn off his Mike I thought to myself). At the G8 Conference we watched the Feeble King have a lovely discussion with Tony-the-Poodle-Blair, what a mastigating Wonder of Diplomacy.Complete with Chewing the Fat I guess, and even a few foul words and a bit of spit. Lovely, but let's Leave the Mike on this time I thought. And to complete the Spectacle, the Mike was indeed on. OOOOPS has new meaning, but apparently the King isn't even ashamed of his blunder.And then there is his Reach and Out and Touch the Chancellor Moment- Lord Have Mercy, he gave her a quickie like she was a lonely Cow Hand down on the Ranch. So Bad Manners aside for King Fucktard, was that Enough Emabarrassment for the week ?

No, of course not.

I was folding laundry and decided to watch the NAACP speech- thinking that it would be the shortest speech of his life. And after his "Spare Parts" Speech yesterday as he Vetoed the Stem Cell Research Bill, under ( cough,cough) the cloak of Moral Courage, I was thinking that it could only be a minute blundering boggling moment.

I of course was Wrong.

For some reason King Fucktard ( after five very long years ) decided that since he has been missing his People of Color ( like when he Missed Them during Katrina), and now that it is indeed an GOP-Sinking-Faster-Then-Hoffa-Lead-Shoes Election Year he should give his 2.0% Base some Longlost attention. ( I just want to point out that I was always pretty certain that 2.0% Of the People of Color that vote for Bush must include Condi and her Stilletos ?)He tried his usual tactic of bring a little giggly-jokey-Aren't-I-Cute-Light Moments, yet the crowd responded with a Frosty Silence. Then he went on to Give Them The Speech, he was trying to deliver passion, but it came out as Wrathful Raging Blithering Ranting with undertones of a sophmoric imitation of old Hitler Film Noire Glory.
He yelled at the Poor Audience, and his Volume increased as The Now Painful Speech lumbered on and on like a Crippled Man that has lost his Cane. He Brought up so many Wonderful Issues.

(1) He reminded THEM that President Lincoln was the Last BEST President THEY ever had.(are you gulping with nausea and embarrassment yet ?)

(2)He Brought up the 'STAIN OF SLAVERY". ( huh...The Only Stain I see is standing at the Podium embarrassing the Entire Country...and WHF?Why would he bring up Slavery- is he hoping it makes a comeback ? Is he hoping to convince Someone , or Anyone that Voting Rights are safe because Slavery ended ? Just when you thought he really isn' THAT Braindamaged....he sets a new cerebral path of Shame.

(3)He told them "Ownership" of Anything is good for them ( I know , I know, How STUPID is he?).

His Volume continued to rise and make my skin crawl. Remember when you were a Kid and Uncle Lester would arrive Drunk to the Thanksgiving Dinner and he would tell Off Color Man-from-Nantucket Jokes and get Louder and Louder as NO ONE laughed, and you would have to serve More and More PIE to him, to attempt to Silence him? I found myelf praying for someone to Serve Him Pie.

And yet he rambled On and On, hemmorhaging like a Bloody Femoral Gusher...stumbling through the Valley of No Child Left Behind, that Vacumn of the Wonders of Home Ownership, and then into the I-Have-No-Shame-So-Kiss-My-White-I-Stole-YOUR-Vote-Twice-AssLand of Voting Rights.
And yes I hoped and Prayed SOMEONE, yes, ANYONE would yell out "LIAR". But the Audience was suprisingly quiet and polite, and the Hired Poorly Paid Bussed Golf Clappers continued to clap at odd Moments that threw off the Inept Podium Driver.

Finally I-Need-An-Excedrin-NOW Julian Bond arrived on the Stage and came to the Podium and let the President know that the Speech was coming to an end, the King nodded at him in that NOT Now Laura Way and kept driving through his speech haphazardly to the lackluster Conclusion.

You can only throw so many socks and towels at the TV and Yell "You Fucking Lying Piece of Shit" so many times before your animals hide under the sofa.

So Folks here is my ten dollar Question, IS THIS WHAT IT HAS COME DOWN TO? A DRUNK INEPT IMPOTENT S.O.B DRIVING THE PODIUM DRUNK AND FONDLING FORIEGN CHANCELLORS AND SPITTING FOOD AND IGNORANCE INTO A MIRCOPHONE AT A STATE DINNER AND BLATHERING ABOUT SLAVERY AND VOTING RIGHTS AT A NAACP CONFERENCE?

Okay if you too suffered through this Wonder of Speech give me Your Thoughts and I will give you my Compassion...or atleast a stiff Drink....of Mylanta.

( and yes, I have thrown $5.25 into the Foul Language jar and I didn't even call Condi what I usually call her...)