Bush Needs a New Straight Jacket

So last night MrBush gave His "Plan" to the American People and the World. And we found out after the "Speech" that he had held an afternoon Gloom & Doom Huddle with the Major News Anchors. ( Probally missed his afternoon nap). He did the "Well, if you knew what I knew " tapdance. Then he came out and gave his Speech for the American People, which was a whole different kind of tapdance. Actually kind of pathetic for Former Cheerleader. So basically we learned we are supposed to basicaly just hand him 21,000 of America's Finest to do what he wants.

Here 's an idea, if he wants to Play with Little Green Men and GI JOEs maybe we should just send him some and he can play on the nice carpeted floor of the Oval Office.I have some old ones in my son's closet that he outgrew but I would love to pack for him, I can send them tomorrow. Now I don't have 21,000, but I know I have a few that I would be more than willing to Sacrifice. Maybe they should be delivered on January 27th, in DC in person. Maybe we should all Bring them to him, save him the Trouble.

And sure enough the Decider decided to go ahead and pick a fight with Iran and Syria, right there on TV, in our living rooms. What the Hell is Wrong with him ? What State Department Folks said THAT was a Good Idea ? And all through the speech he kept saying "WE". I want to know WHO WE is ? Is it Barney ? Laura? The Twins? Dick ? WHO??? Is he stable? I have heard that the Insiders are calling him Caligula. I could be wrong , but that is a Roman Tale that does not have a happy ending.

I wonder if the Happy Ending includes Huge Mistakes and threats involving Iran and Syria, because Bush already laid the groundwork for even grabbing Another War. Hell he is even moving Carriers around and looking for Pretext to do Something Shocking and Awing ?

Then today Condi in yet another designer suit ( that looks like car upholstery) trots over to have some Hearings today and we learn that this Really is NOT an "Escalation" or a" Surge", it is just" AUGMENTING" the Troops. ( What the hell does she think she is accessorizing her show collection???). Do they really think that by Semantically Manipulating The Language that we will all fall in love with The Plan, or do they just want us all playing more Scrabble. Boxer kicked her ass across the room, she even tried to fill up ( cough-gag-puke). Obama even brought out the Failure Word. And others Even Repugs Brought Up the VietNam War, to teach these NeoCons. ( and yes, the Keebler Elf Gates was trotted out with the Script, and yet he admits he knows "little" about Iraq, and that was so reassuring. Yet he also announced he WANTS 92,000 Increased Troops in the next 4 years. Oh, Yes, it was Holy Shit Day on C-span.)

Well, if that is the case, I just pulled some letters out of the bag. See if you can SPELL this Mr.Bush: I-M-P-E-A-C-H.
See That word means You and Dick would have to Sacrifice YOUR Power, and maybe even face Criminal Charges.
But shhhh , that is Only if "You Knew WHAT We know".

[ Last sentence said in seriousness by Nixonian Junkie, not meant to feed disturbed Leader's ongoing Paranoia.]
{Addendum: Yes, Enigma went protesting in the land of Apple Pie, pictures soon.]