State of Delusion Speech: "It's Iraq Stupid"

Okay so the Speech is tonight, and we are all waiting with baited breath. Okay , that is an out and out lie. We are waiting with nausea and mylanta at the ready. The Media is having a hard time humping this as 51 minutes of revelations.They are even having to use words like" hostile" , and "tough crowd". The Media is having to mention other Great Sagging Number Presidents like Nixon, and they also have to mention Vietnam. ( Gasp , we even have heard the Watergate Era mentioned). Some of the Issues that Bush is going babble about, Perdictions of the Enigma Cafe:
(1) Iraq: the Great Delusional Bloody Mess, putting blame on the Iraqi's and saying how they should thank us.The Word Sacrifice will fall out of his mouth atleast three times. Iran and Syria will fall out of his mouth in a Fearmongering way....
None of the 650,000 Dead and the Daily Blood Toll.
(2) The Booming Economy: What an Effin joke, but he can't hump his Corporatocracy without mentioning it and spreading the manure in an even layer across "growth" . If he uses the word "Booming" I will have to scrape vomit out of my keyboard again.
(3) HIS Health Care Taxcut plan: Whoa, what a load of shit, I mean I am sorry but how the hell is this going to "help" 47 million Americans that have to skip meds and meals in the name of Healthcare in this Country. As a Single Mom, a Nurse this is Personal and Inexcusable that I don't have Healthcare. I also am sick of helping the elderly pick out gravy cat food at the pharmacy so they can pay for their meds. So he can take his damn "tax cuts " and shove them in an orifice.
(4) Energy Issues. Suddenly because Iraq is not pouring Oil on his front lawn with gratitude, instead it is just blood, he will be interested in "Conservation" and Rationing of Oil and Gasoline over time ( which usually happens during a war anyway), but it will guised as Concern for the Environment. His Energy plan is as empty as those Harken Drilling Holes of His Past. Gee, I bet that will give him AN IN to talk about Nuclear Energy.
(5) Reaching Out: Will consist of basically telling the New Dems to get on board or else, this man does not have any Diplomacy Skills, there will be Chill in the Chambers that can be cut with a Chainsaw.

King George's List of Unmentionables ( and I ain't talking undies):
(1) The Sacrificial Lamb Scooter Libby's Trial that suddenly casts Long Dark Shadows on the VP : Lord of Lies Dick, and also the Turd Blossum Rove. The First Day Opening Statements by the Attorneys sets up HUGE Problems for the White House.
Poor Scooter- he susposedly is suffering a Faulty Memory and also is being set up so that the Turd won't have to take a fall ( that is not a a very comforting defense). Fitz is now going to put Kid Gloves on apparently, I guess prosecuting Thugs and Mob creatures has been the perfect training ground...hmm, I guess they did need Depends for that Leak after all.
(2) Medicare Debacle : The Real Numbers of Abandoned Elderly
(3) VET care that is in a Giant Toilet ( 98,000 collecting Disability for PTSD alone)
(4) The Incompetent Errors of Rummy and Rice. ( Like Rummy facing War Criminal Charges in Germany)
(5) KATRINA HELL AND THE KATRINA SURVIVORS
(6) OSAMA BIN LADEN
(7) Borders
(8) His Repug Corruption List: Abramoff, Delay, Hastert, Frist, Santorum,Ney,Noe, Foley
(9) HOW Well the Repugs have helped DC and the Country....
(10) And God forbid the Poverty Numbers in this Country- 47 million and counting...
(11) The Defecit that is beyond His Math Skills...
(12) Army gave COST estimates today- 70 Billion Price Tag given for increasing army...well, that sucks...
(13) Global Warming...and Al Gore in the same breath...heaven forbid...and that he is Right...nope Bush wants all that put in a Lockbox.....