Saturday, July 21, 2007

Dear Mr.President




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Dear Mr.NOT MY President,
I hear you are having a procedure this weekend to remove some polyps and OTHER things from your colon.
I do hope that they find Karl's Watch and Condi's Stilletoes...and maybe while they are in there they can see if they can find THE CONSTITUTION, The Document that your Administration seems to have Lost......And if I were you I would be a REAL good patient....because ANY REAL good nurse surely knows where the dull rusted 14 gauge needles are kept....and how to hide the Jim Beam ......


ps. thank you Helen Wheels for giving me that lovely visual for this post......merci.
ps2. Thanks to Balloflight for finding PINK singing Dear MrPresident, excellent song...

13 comments:

Larry said...

Very good letter to someone who only deserves letters and other items of scorn.

I wish they would find something other than a black heart while they are working down there.

aballoflight said...

i wonder if they will be able to dislodge & extricate the poor man's cranial pan... or if that will require a cranialanalectomy... also wonders if he's one of the multitudes sans adequate health coverage and whether he's gotten the proper preapprovals... gosh so many questions...

D.K. Raed said...

hmm E, Condi IS desperately short of closet space. All those trips overseas on "State Dept" biz, and all she's got to show for her efforts are new shoes. I cracked up reading your description of the nurse with the rusted needle!

No, Balloflight, Bush has the BEST ins, the single-payer, no previous condition, govt sponsored kind ... otherwise known as socialized health care ... something too good for the hoi poloi. ~~ D.K.

LET'S TALK said...

I guess now he knows that he is what is called a human, who bleed and die as do the rest of us.

Peacechick Mary said...

I understand they found 5 polyps, removed them only to find one was his brain.

enigma4ever said...

Peacechick: Yup...one was his brain, that would be the smallest one- .5 cm.....and no one even noticed it was missing when he came out of anesthesia, it was last seen as the surgeons played Hacky Sack in the parking lot....( one of the surgeons was said to have merely mistaken it for a turd...)

Lets Talk: Well, I won't believe he is human until I see the autopsy report....I think he bleeds oil , not blood....

DK: yup...poor Condasleeza and her $1500 Spamalot Shoes and no one to admire them...It's like she is channeling Imelda Marcos and No One has noticed.....hmmm,yup...The King is indeed experiencing the best care HIS govt Insurance can provide...yet I a nurse sit here with NO insurance, aren't I lucky ? yup.....well, atleast my club is big 49 million and counting- I hope the King is proud....

Balloflight: wow, you have medical experience- a cranialectomy....there you go...right on....

Larry: ahhhh, I knew you would appreciate this...and hhhmmmm, about the Black heart- I think they are still looking - they need tweezers and a bigger magnifying glass....

dada said...

Well, I had just visited Fish Wars and Nona had posted the lyrics to a John Prine tune entitled, "Some People Aint Human", the first verse of which goes...

Some humans ain't human
Some people ain't kind
You open up their hearts
And here's what you'll find
A few frozen pizzas
Some ice cubes with hair
A broken Popsicle
You don't want to go there

And then, reading your "Dear Mr. President" here, it was an easy segue to Bush's colon with Condi's stilletos and our Constitution.

Looking around the web today, it's amazing all the shit we think they might find up there. (Double entendre intended.)I particularly enjoyed your "collection".

aballoflight said...

oh sorry e4e... not cranialectomy... cranialANALectomy ... removal of his head from within his rectum... and i bet you thought those jug ears of his were from him brushing the backs of them forward... kinda like a dog trying to dislodge a tick. Nope... it is shrub trying to dislodge impacted fecal matter lodged deep inside his eustachian tubes. (Hence my favorite name for him is Shit for Brains.)

And that is probably the source of the voices he claims to hear... just a bad case of tinnitus. Apparently low serotonin can also be a cause for tinnitus, as well...
wikipedia: "Low levels of serotonin may be associated with several disorders, namely increase in aggressive and angry behaviors, clinical depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD), migraine, irritable bowel syndrome, tinnitus, fibromyalgia, bipolar disorder, anxiety disorders and intense religious experiences."
sheesh... and everyone thinks he just doesn't listen. Maybe we could all send him bottles of serotonin. Just think of it... 40 million bottles of serotonin on the white house lawn.... surrounded by DK's zillion prayer flags.

only associate medical experience... Grandma lpn, mom inlaw & mom both rns, 2 sisters both medtechs, wife dvm & phd

Iam sorry to hear you have no insurance Enigma... and you being an Angel of Mercy treating those who do but are hardly better off than yourself... that ain't right

aballoflight said...

dada... that is an amazing song from an amazing man... he is one of my all time favorites

enigma4ever said...

Okay , let's get this straight...John Prine is wondeful...absolutely....and the song that Mona has posts- Ain't Human- OMG....dead on...

And then we add in the Tinnitis and the bottles on the front lawn...you all are killing me...just killing me..

Now about the insurance, People can also be turned down for pre-existing stuff, stuff that is part of people's lives....Like Cancer in the family, Mitral valve proIlapse, etc...Another time I will post my wonderful healthcare nightmare- but not today........but yes, dear friend IT AINT RIGHT....49 MILLION ...ain't right at all..and it breaks my heart....

another time I will explain more....not today...there is cornbread to make and a garden to tend....

TomCat said...

I think health care is too important for its provision to be left to insurance companies and HMOs that care more for profit than health. We need to provide health care the same way we provide police service.

On Bush's surgery, the polyps were just a cover-up. They found John McCain's nose, Joe LIEberman's lips, SC Senator Sessions, and a used condom, formerly the property of Jeff Gannon aka Scott Gluckert.

Pursey Tuttweiler said...

Tomcat,
was chuckling over Enigma's report of the findings when I read yours. Oh my, thnaks for the laughs!

TomCat said...

Thank you Pursey. I'm pleased that you enjoyed it. :-)