Okay ...it was only The King....not a snake...I only wish it had been a snake..
So we had the "pleasure" of watching the King piss and moan at the Podium. I don't know who planned the Press Conference, but it obviously cut into the King's Hangover and /or Drinking schedule. And he wavered between having a Royal-you-may-NOW-kiss-my-ass Snit Fit and Who-the-Fuck-let-women-in-my club Snottiness. He was rude, arrogant, and ignorant all in one fell swoop. He made it abundantly clear that he , as "President" AKA:" I stole-this-godamned-leadership-forever-Dictatorhip-so-you-gotta-do-what-I-say" rambled on and on about Terra-insurgents-terra-security-democrats-suck- terra-more terra etc blah blah....
I tried to listen I did, really but I got destracted around the time my Xena cat heaved a giant hairball across the living room floor ( incidentally it was right around the same time He belittled Helen Thomas, so I reckoned it was a Sympathy Hair Ball).
The Main thing I heard spewed out of his Jack Beam Oracle was " We will NOT be Leaving Iraq while I am President".
I think that about summed up the Thrust of his godamned speech...Right? I mean please if I missed Something , tell me now....
Please Somebody, Anybody, Some Poor Sumbitch give him a Blowjob so we can start the Impeachment Proceedings.....
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Not gonna happen. No self respecting Democratic woman would give Dubya a blowjob. And I am not sure, correct me if I am wrong, but I don't think any uptight thin lipped Republican woman knows how. Or ever had any practice. Because it is just not something any proper Republican lady would do.
Enigma, I was encouraged to hear him say "while I am president". I don't think he would be saying those exact words if he was feeling real secure in his job right now.
newsguy, you must be right about dem women cuz we sure haven't seen any volunteers for 6 long yrs & you'd think by now SOMEONE would have put party politics aside, huh. Re: "thin-lipped repub women" ... I had to laugh, my husband always calls them "pinch-faced" for the exact same reason! D.K.
LOL, Xena had the perfect reaction, a hairball for the slimeball. Cats are excellent dishonesty detectors! D.K.
I think Cheney might give him blowjobs
I too chuckled/sneared at the "While I am president" phrase - We can shorten that time period quite a bit. Once he is impeached, we can charge him and his entire administration with war crimes and finish it off with a guilty verdict!
The speech would have been a lot shorter if he hadn't consumed so much time saying, "er, a, ah, em" in an effort to kill time between questions and his total inability to answer without a platitudinous talking point.
Love the description of the unwilling women, but Oscar and Hammerstein said it better, "I'll be damned if he'll marry the bosses daughter, A skinny lipped wench with blood like water."
crack me up...yes, blow him right off the stage...lol
well, we can make his wish come true - impeach his ass and then he will no longer be the pres
and how come baby bush is acting more like a king then a president??
oh yea, cuz he bought off the congress...sigh
AZ - yup time to impeach him..that is for sure...the sooner the better...
KVATCH: Xena is indeed so smart...and the Hairball Indicator is always accurate..
Jamie: You crack me up..Hammerstein..that is what we need a Musical...you are right his inability to speak English always wastes time...
PEACECHICK : Yup.."as long as I am President"...hmmm, ah, I could just hear the Clock ticking in the background...
Graeme: oh, my thank you for THAT visual...yuck...
Dk: Xena is always on the money with her hairballs- nauseatingly accurate....
NEWSGUY: You are of course right....yup Never in a Million years....would any good Demo woman do that...
leave that work to Lithium Laura...yuck...or Karl...
whadda frickin' lameass gibberin' idiot dubyu is ... I think you sum it up ... pretty much the message is: don't expect me to start sayin' or doin' anything intelligent now, okay?
gee enigma.....this post was about the angriest I've ever "heard" you. Was it something he said?
boy, red hair and a boiler full of steam....It's a beautiful thing to see!
Spit and sputter...it is fun to watch him get wound up -- and struggle against using profanity. Guy is definately losing it. Although I think Graeme's got it backwards...W's got to be working hard so Unca Dick will keep letting him be President.
Egads...that last is so loaded with unintentional homosexual innuendo even I'm taken aback! These fucks make the Borgias seem reasonable.
As a well-adjusted lesbian, between W camping it up petting in public with the Saudi Royals, sucking face with the independent from Connecticut, and overusing the expression "fabulous", I feel personally insulted. He's making self-respecting queers everywhere look bad!
Has anybody besides me noticed the Bushi'ites are indentity theives? The way they've stolen our country? Reminds me of the commercial: "Sounds good 'cause it's free! Shoot."
"Yeah. Shoot."
* We will NOT be Leaving Iraq while I am President". *
"We"?.
He's got some gaul.
What does he mean "We"?
You deserve applause for sticking with the speech as long as you did!
I just can't listen to him anymore. When I do, I get this buzzing sound in my brain and I can feel myself getting stupider.
Your cat was trying to protect you. They know when something is not right.
GUGON: yup..my cat was definently trying to protect us...
RICHARD: Yup WE ???? I know....
MEL: I am not going to touch that...or argue with it.
Dada: me steamed up ? yeah...just my norm...
RORY: yup there is an intel problem there..for sure...
Enigma,
What kills me is that Bush swore for the past couple of years that he would NOT give a timeline for leaving Iraq. Isn't "We're not leaving 'til you wrest this presidency from my cold dead eye" a timeline? What a f--wad. I am glad your cat threw a sympathy hairball Helen's way. That woman has more spine and dignity than I could ever have. I am sure she felt like spitting-up a hairball on Bush on many an occassion. And she is Lebanese, so it must break her heart to see what is happening to her country and have to look the evil-doer in the eye and make nice with him when she questions him.
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