Thursday, June 12, 2008

This Old Coot....First Town Hall Meeting Review of John McCoot...



So Every Thursday I am going to try to Log McSame's Old Coot Wonders, this week:
(1) Huff post: Video clip about computers, and how he doesn't use them....oh dear...(susposedly filmed 6 weeks ago)
(2) About bringing troops home from Iraq " Not Important"....The Holy Crap Moment of the Week. ( Even Matt Lauer blanched)
(3) The in appropriate "Beer " comment of the week....( yeah- he was talking about Veto-ing earmarks- and somehow- his mind wandered off to get a "beer".
(4) So after the NOT Important Blunder he gave a little Presser- making it clear that we are"Winning" in Iraq ???
really ??? that is the word he used ??? Does he think we are Stupid ???

The Old Coots First Town Hall Meeting:

He is giving a Town Hall meeting this week in Manhatten ( exlusively on FOCKS right now, the joke is, no one else would carry it, I don't think that really makes it an Exclusive.).It is a very contrived staged event- kind of Like Bushs 2004 Summer Staged Events. Alot of really white Upper Middle Class people, alotta suits, alotta ties...most look slightly bored and slightly sleepy from the Heat. I bet it was some kind of Invite Only. I don't see the Beer Baroness.He is pacing and grumbling , every now and then he gets that glazed look that reminds me of when my grandfather forgot where the Car Keys were....He forgot to wear his Lapel Pin ( again). And the Audience keeps clapping off cue, and he blinks with confusion and forgets his place in the speech. At one point during the speech by accident, the camera panned the audience, and accidentally caught a handfull of reporters and others sneeking out a back curtain, this was right before he brought his "Continoue SURGE Strategy"....( Someone needs to tell the Republican Cougars to stop wearing Hot Pink Suits to these events- it makes them look like they are on fire...) He is still pacing in a circle, the audience is looking around, checking the Exit Status....there are alot of glistening forheads, there needs to be some Air turned on, or there will be some wilting soon....in between the polite confused off cue golf claps.

(As a Nurse I went to a conference on Stool Softners and Bowel Regimes that had more enthusiasm and light moments.....)

Dare I say it...Yes, I have to...It is WORST than his Green Screen Speech....urgh...this I do KNOW , Someone needs to Make a 3AM ad....I would hate to see HIM answer the phone at 3am,......

Okay Keith Olbermann gave a Special Comment about the Not Important War in Iraq issue- I will post when it is up on YouTube.

6 comments:

Ingrid said...

I wonder how the 'young Republicans' feel about him. Somehow me thinks they're not too happy with this choice.. I think it will be a matter of 'enlightened vs stuck in the mud' and 'young/-minded vs .. stuck in the mud'...
well, it's about time the Dems had a respectable nominee, it only highlights and contrasts, all in favour of Obama..
Ingrid

Utah Savage said...

It was a terrific week for old cootisms. Thanks for taking on the task. You'll have a busy summer.

Gryphen said...

Hey did you hear about the new Obama website that fights internet smears?

It is called "Fight the Smears". I have added it to my blogroll and posted about it a few minutes ago.

We are going to take on these asinine attacks as soon as they are launched.

I think it is time to sink a few swiftboats.

enigma4ever said...

Gryphen:::
yup...I think I need to add to the Blogroll tomorrow...good for him for fighting back....

Utah Savage:::
Greettings , yeah, I think we might get Little Coot Gifts everyday....yea know I have plenty of friends that are pushing 70....and dumb stuff doesn't fall out of their mouthes every day....they actually are pretty wise...McCoot is not operating with all oars in the water....

Ingrid:::
yeah...I wonder too WHO the young repugs are going for, and the Log Cabins and the religous ones...and even the Indi's....it will be an interesting election- and a 50 state strategy will be so interesting.....Obama and the contrasts are staggering....

DivaJood said...

McCain will give Old Coots a bad name. Really.

enigma4ever said...

Diva...
he already has....( and my thursday log idea- will probally get tossed- as he does his cootisms daily...)