Liveblogging the Last Address by King George on his Titannical Regime Tonight.

Nothing Worse than a Drunk Monkey with Weapons....


Okay, so we are all pros by now , at watching him blather and drive the podium drunk. But tonight I am adding a New Element to the Watching. I am going to have my Lemon Creme Mylanta Shooters ready,flip flops to throw at the TV, and I also will have Money Jars Set up and labeled. and For Every Mention of Certain Issues, I will put a dime in each jar. I have cleaned out my knapsack, purse and the sofa and the car....and I have all of my change ready. So WHAT are the Score Words & phrases ? Why do I do this ? Because at this point I think that many of us are Blogging Everything these Criminals do, it will come in handy for the Nuremberg Trials later....As this Titannical Administration careens through the Final Ice Fields of this year.....350 days to go....THIS IS HIS LAST ADDRESS....

LIST: Terra, Al-Kada, Sacrifice, Surge is Working,Economy is Stable (?),I-Ran, Hard Work, and WHATEVER else you all can think of ? ( Money will be given to the Obama campaign , you all are welcome to join...if you want)

{{ Oh and there is of course the perenial "You DUM MOTHERFUCKER " jar- but that jar get's ONE Dollar Bills- that is for my son's College Fund....}}

I am also holding a Lottery for the Time? HOW long do you think this LAST address will be ?
( I am setting it as his Shortest.....)

AND WHO WILL SIT WITH LAURA up in the balconey ? Tom Cruise and his Stepford Wife ? Some Golf Person? Karl back from under his Rock ?Brittany with her British Accent? Will the Damn twins show up to clap for their daddy ?

Will Cheney sit there and pop "TicTacs "? ( nitros?) OR will he just fall asleep ?
Will he show up Pissy and Petulent ( aka DRUNK ) ?
Will he mention GOD or Jesus at All ? ( or does he still hear God's "Voices" in his head ?)
Will he talk about his frigging Peace Tour this Month ( and his Warmongering Arabian Sword Dance Moment )?
Will he mention Mushi and the MESS in Pakistan ?
Will he meniton Madame Bhutto's Death ( of course not) ?
Will He get All Teary Eyed as he Misses His Partners in Crime that are Dearly Departed ? ( and it is a long list- Gonzo, Turd Blossum, Rummy, Tony the Snowman, Trent Lott, Denny Hastert, Bolton, Wolf-has-not left-yet-Witz, Bartlett, WHO did I forget from the Titannical Administration?)

Join me if you want....I will be here cursing and mylanta chugging ...and Blogging.

*{{ Click the Title: Gnarls Barkley singing "Crazy " On Dave Letterman...seemed the Perfect Choice}}*