Monday, January 28, 2008

Liveblogging the Last Address by King George on his Titannical Regime Tonight.

Nothing Worse than a Drunk Monkey with Weapons....


Okay, so we are all pros by now , at watching him blather and drive the podium drunk. But tonight I am adding a New Element to the Watching. I am going to have my Lemon Creme Mylanta Shooters ready,flip flops to throw at the TV, and I also will have Money Jars Set up and labeled. and For Every Mention of Certain Issues, I will put a dime in each jar. I have cleaned out my knapsack, purse and the sofa and the car....and I have all of my change ready. So WHAT are the Score Words & phrases ? Why do I do this ? Because at this point I think that many of us are Blogging Everything these Criminals do, it will come in handy for the Nuremberg Trials later....As this Titannical Administration careens through the Final Ice Fields of this year.....350 days to go....THIS IS HIS LAST ADDRESS....

LIST: Terra, Al-Kada, Sacrifice, Surge is Working,Economy is Stable (?),I-Ran, Hard Work, and WHATEVER else you all can think of ? ( Money will be given to the Obama campaign , you all are welcome to join...if you want)

{{ Oh and there is of course the perenial "You DUM MOTHERFUCKER " jar- but that jar get's ONE Dollar Bills- that is for my son's College Fund....}}

I am also holding a Lottery for the Time? HOW long do you think this LAST address will be ?
( I am setting it as his Shortest.....)

AND WHO WILL SIT WITH LAURA up in the balconey ? Tom Cruise and his Stepford Wife ? Some Golf Person? Karl back from under his Rock ?Brittany with her British Accent? Will the Damn twins show up to clap for their daddy ?

Will Cheney sit there and pop "TicTacs "? ( nitros?) OR will he just fall asleep ?
Will he show up Pissy and Petulent ( aka DRUNK ) ?
Will he mention GOD or Jesus at All ? ( or does he still hear God's "Voices" in his head ?)
Will he talk about his frigging Peace Tour this Month ( and his Warmongering Arabian Sword Dance Moment )?
Will he mention Mushi and the MESS in Pakistan ?
Will he meniton Madame Bhutto's Death ( of course not) ?
Will He get All Teary Eyed as he Misses His Partners in Crime that are Dearly Departed ? ( and it is a long list- Gonzo, Turd Blossum, Rummy, Tony the Snowman, Trent Lott, Denny Hastert, Bolton, Wolf-has-not left-yet-Witz, Bartlett, WHO did I forget from the Titannical Administration?)

Join me if you want....I will be here cursing and mylanta chugging ...and Blogging.

*{{ Click the Title: Gnarls Barkley singing "Crazy " On Dave Letterman...seemed the Perfect Choice}}*

43 comments:

enigma4ever said...

{{{ BTW.....IF the Prez or VP ever come to Brattleborro Vt, they will be indicted for War Crimes......hmm, maybe I will move there next....

Maybe ALL towns and Cities should add that to their Regs and Rules....and Ordianances..}}}

TomCat said...

Don't forget barf bags and miscellaneous containers for backup.

enigma4ever said...

tomcat...
( I can't see your avatar...I have looked at , I will have to find my maginifying glass.....ahhhh barf bags...yes...well the last time he spoke...at length my Old Cat Hairballed..I will have to find that...somewhere.....was it August ?

( Last year I did not blog- I was in the middle of moving...I think..I will have to check..)

Fran said...

I do believe my bullshit-o-meter will be in the red zone tonight. The debacle airs here @ 6pm pacific. What time in EST?

A friend e mailed to ask if I'd be watching. I told her it is more a comedy/sacrasm "know thy enemy" kind of perspective. I don't take the shrub seriously- and I also added although I am watching more for comedy or screening the bullshit-- that in fact there is nothing funny about Bush & his deadly regime. I can cruise through this shrub final state of the union address as some kind of sick passage of time to try to tolerate this last grueling year of his rule. But I do so knowing I have written congresspeople, protested, supported impeachment, written editorials, attended meetings, etc... and tried my best shot to put an end to this horrific lawless garbage. I just want to publicy state this disclaimer-- I'll listen to him spew, but have never been amused or fooled. He is not speaking his own words anyway-- this is scripted, and his handlers having told him what to say & how to say it. If only we could fast forward through this year & bid him out of office.

Dizzy Dezzi said...

After the 9/11 SOTU speech, I could not stomach watching Bush speak in public.

In fact, everything I know about the things he says I get second hand, I just can't stand even seeing that man on a news program that I might come across merely channel surfing. He totally gets my dander up and that's when I don't actually hear his voice, just see his face on my TV.

That fake Tex-Ass drawl gets on my nerves and the way he kind of talks slow (probably to lower the possibility of creating ever more interesting "bushisms") really gets on my nerves. Even if the man were to come out tonight and say, "I am bringing the troops home within 90 days and I really, really, really, honest and for true, mean it..." I would still want to throw things at my television because I honestly despise him.

Might I add that I had the (dis)pleasure of hearing him speak in public and he was only a few feet in front of me. I had a hard time hiding my venom then, too. (I mumbled under my breath A LOT...) (He visited our military post shortly after our boys FIRST went to Iraq...Cheney showed up last year, I passed on seeing his sorry butt).

I read where someone called Bush's SOTU speech a "shit sandwich". I've had enough of Bush's gruel, so I'll pass on this meal, too.

Fran said...

I hear you Diz--- I wish we could inject him with powerful truth serum & then let him go before the cameras. Tell us who is profiting & how much? tell us about the back door dealings you are working on to perpetuate war after your ass is out of office.
Maybe I will just do a tally of lies tonight.
This is all staged & the list of things he WON'T be talking about is longer than the list of things he will,

enigma4ever said...

testing...

enigma4ever said...

8:57 pm Whlelp the chambers are starting to be loaded up with Everybody.....Laura Looking ravishing in a RED Chintz Woolworth speacial edition...eyes as glittery as usual...the Twins are there, looking as vapid as ever...Now the rest of the Criminals ( the Cabinet) are here....Condi Rice ( lordy have mercy Tweety is waxing fond on Condi for VEEP...urgh..) Condi is wearing a lovely Creamy Chanel- NO boots...Pelosi- pink suit, and no jewelery , or lip gloss....Oh wow Tweety is now excited about Condi and say that a African American should be part of the Repug ticket- ( he should shut up...before I throw something else at the tv....he is sounding very racist....)
{{{{ Oh, no Keith is comparing THIS speech that of Bills last one during teh Monica Debacle..}}}

{{{{I personally wish NO ONE would applaud this frigging criminal...but no one asked me....( 5 americans died today- will Bush mention them or the 6000 that have commited suicide here at home.....}}}

President of the US...applause, lots of hugging and kssing by the door, followed by lapdog Boehner...
He works the line,..( Chris Shays gave him a kiss ???uck)....Camera panned to Hillary- hmm all alone....and not really looking happy or content....Actually if you look NOT all the DEMS are clapping....There is Obama and Teddy...wow..sitting next to each other......There is Cheney and Nancy......and there is Bush looking Chipper...
most DEMS doing the Golf Clap....

Oh shit he is now being Ahhhhhshucks cowboy smile....GAVEL ...the idiots are standing..and clapping ( WTF? what is this....he does not deserve THAT....

Oh lordy he is going for the cowboy banter....he is talking funny...has a slur...
"Charge to Keep " quote ( that is a story for another day...)blah blah something about Votes..."progress" and unfinished business" crapola....He is having trouble talking ( he slurred the word citizens - sounds like he has had dental work....his upper lip looks stiff....

Okay he just rattled off a bunch of economic indicators ( he said something about stable economy- what ? ) Oh, he is now going into snit mode about nothing is to be added to the bill..yada yada....NOW he is off to Taxes...He wants tax relief to be permanent ( yeah I bet he has buds that want THAT)....

He will VETO Something..Could not hear- 6-6 was making jokes about Him- critiquing asswipe....Now he is talking about balancing the budget- and the repugs are standing....lordy- they jump up and down like trained monkeys on meth....PLEASE just sit and listen....

Pelosi is eating tictacs looking off - and Cheny has smiled twice- now at what ??? not her...

Okay now he is saying something about Earmarks and public vote ( what the hell is he talking about...) If the Repugs would just sit and shut up...( so distracting- like Monica Seles Screaming after she hits a ball...)

Okay now he is saying that he wants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac helped out- but that more families need to be responsible....( yeah, that is Way off the mark WHY families are losing houses...and he uses the word "resposnsible"...

Now he is talking about Healtcare and junk medical lawsuits....( ???) Enigma takes small break to throw a few awdul words at the TV and put bills in the DOLLAR MF Jar....my apologies...

NO Child left behind- and he is sitting there spewing crap about SUCESS- what a joke- so did Rove write this for him ???? it is full of crap...( it is suceeding....braf bad is full....Obama is shown staring at him - fierce stare - NO applause from him or Teddy.....Hill over there alone- staring off)

300 Pell Grants for kids ( well that is great- this is the SAME program that he has Eviserateed SO NO ONE can use for anything- what a douchebag)

Over Seas Markets Now...( that was not a smooth transition...) Camera shows some blond woman looking dazed and thoughtless...

Something about new agreements with peru, S.korea and South america ( his new home)....something about 100 million customers...Something about Made in the USA ...

Everytime he has to say Anything with "S" in it he slurs...hmm, that is interesting..

Okay now he is talking about Democrcacy in Columbia...{{{{oh no are we going to bomb them,?}}}

Now he is talking about Job Losses and so displaced workers can find jobs....( they flash to Bodman energy sec- looking confused and thoughtless)...occasional confused claps come out...Dingell from Micheian showed sleeping...

Oh crap NUK_LER power....reneable futures..blah blah....

enigma4ever said...

9:28 DEMS stand...something about Inernational Enrgy Agreement...( that was their first stand)....Hill sitting with Biden- looking distant- detached...pissed ? not happy...Oh no Now he going into Pissyfit mode something about Congress did not give him what they wanted....

LIFE & SCIENCE....( enigma goes to take a Diet Pepsi break- cat spilled mine...Harry does not like it when life nmatters are discussed...) clapping fools...

Fran said...

getting mighty thick

Fran said...

In the Iraq portion now... promises to give troops everything they need to defend out country.

Fran said...

Bush is heavy in referring to his *enemies*....I've lost track of how many times he's said Al Queda

Fran said...

Now onto IRAN- calling it a "Regime" supporting terrorists undermining peace in the holy land & develop enriching uranium.... which COULD be used for weapons....

enigma4ever said...

Okay....9;35...
I am back..eating grapes..not really paying attention...turns out grapes make a nice splat...something about bloody something..fearmongering in a romantic twist.."evil"...cheney looks frozen, he has barely blinked.....looks petrified...the military clap....everybody stands ( look silly- what a load of horse shit..)

"Spreading the Hope of Freedom" shit WHO is he planning to bomb now ??????
AL-KADA....blah blah...afgansitan...blah lblah..

IN IRAQ...Extremists are denying Freedom ( no you dumfuck- it is called a CIVIL war..between tribes...asshole.,..it he had read a history book,...)
talks about the Surges there ( oh the Militants...and the Enemy is still dangerous...what a load of shit...)The repukes have jumped up everytime he says SURGE...hmmm where is Mccain ? I don't see him.....

All the Pukes are still wearing their Flagpins...geez...hasn't that gotten kind of absurd...does it make them feel stronger ? smarter ?
"This Enemy will be defeated !!"
( WHAT enemy ? How about the enemies of People- like Homelessnes, Heath Crisis's, etc etc..)
Oh now...he wants to talk to the Fighters on the Frontlines..( what a load of horse swaggle...You will have all you Need to protect out nation -(cuz we know you shure as shit never did before...now he says this because he just asked for 70 Billion More TODAY....)

"Next phase of our strategy."...something about WHO is coming home..20,000 are coming home( well that is interesting because 40,000 are due home in the next two-four monthes anyway...) Any further drawdown will be conditional ...oh really...
That still does not bring it down to PRE Surge levels...
shithead...

Sunni's and Shia are coming together...( yeah, well they lived together fine before we got there..)

Blah Blah something about the Iraqis and what they have...he is yelling so it must be important..but I didn' t hear anything...WE must suceed so that they will be a friend to america...in a dangerous part of the world...boy his neoconal wet dreams come to life...

Now they are showing Lugar ( boy was he in Delievrance ? his eyes are scary)...

everyboyd up and clapping...
"Difficult work" prevailed" forces of Extremism in the holyand ( really - he ignored Isreal for about 7 years so what the ???)

They keep showing Chertoff ( scary looking bony guy....whoa)...

Something about Palestine...( like he knows anything or cares anthing of that region)...

Tehran ...welllp here we go...Iranian is supporing terrorism more and more crap- ALL already dismissed in NIE report...and now he is spewing the nukle crap again....."Nuk- ler intentions"....
( he is So FULL of shit...and these idiots jump up and clap- he is NUTS...totally...)

Fran said...

We have vital interests in the Persian Gulf.... is that freedom & democracy? No OIL!

Fran said...

america opposes genocide in sudan (but not Iraq.

He just mispronounced Zim-ba-way

not Zimbabwe

Fran said...

America is a "force for hope".

Spewing about honoring the troops.....says the AWOL draft dodger.

Fran said...

I'm sorry- is Nancy Pelosi doing morse code with eye blinking?

enigma4ever said...

Hey Fran...Al-KAda ...27 so far...I think...

Extremists- 29.....

there you go...

NOW the FISA issue...fuck him....DEMS quiet....very....military and court also quiet...hmmm

Extremists again ...something about we need to do something....

Sudan...mentioned ( out of nowhere???)
Cuba...Bealrus...

"Millenium Challenge" Account ...???

Something about the Spouses...and VETS...( sorry I took a Popcorn break...)something about VETS and education and jobs, but nothing about VET care....( gee what I was hoping for a Miracle- Walter Reed will never be mentioned..)

Fucker is saying something about WE THE PEOPLE- but he is yelling about it..."blah Blah...beacon of hope...yada yada....."Confidence in Freedoms' Power"....something about the people...that's it- ALL done..

DEM response in 5 minutes....

Fran said...

According to Bush:
• Wages are up
• Health care- we need a program (we have one, gte your own or yuo're screwed)
• Education - Let's give 300 million for faith based schools- if the public schools are not doing well, let them fail & put your kid in a private school with public money!
• Trade- need to give new skills & jobs in the US
• Energy-- clean burning coal? Hack cough....
oh & safe Nukes.

enigma4ever said...

Fran: he only speaks C- Remedial English....and oh goody Keith is correcting him....phew...glad somebody did.....

16 Words reappear...about Enrichement and Iran...geez...

Room Cleared as fast as 3rd period stink bomb set off...DEM side is empty....

enigma4ever said...

Boy he was in a real stinkin fit about the FISA bill lapsing on Friday ( they have asked that it be extended for month to review and fight etc)....

enigma4ever said...

Nancy fled the room..have no idea where she went..
Did not see Leahy, or Dodd....

( hmm no Buchanon....wow)

So Fran- he did not mention Pakistan AT ALL..and he did not really talk much about anything that is real....he only mentioned 911 once...and NO Bin laden...

Fran said...

The quick comments are this was a sucky address, won't be going in the history books.
Mostly regurgitated stuff with nothing new.

He is still obsessed with *enemies*, and seriously, if he thinks he has the solution to the Palestine/Isreal problem you gotta be kidding. he can't even get potholes fixed in the US!

enigma4ever said...

Bush did not mention the Economy really- rhe Reality..and the Dollar..and the economy and HOW it is effecting other parts of the World...

BOY he did not say squat....

( he is soooo dumb it is scary...)

Fran said...

He did mention Pakistan- in a glancing comment about our "friend being killed" or some such remark- referring to Butto, but not mentioning her name.

enigma4ever said...

Well a Fine end to the Titannical Regime....

GOV of KANSAS: ( Rebuttal Address)
Kathleen Sebelieus....
wow...she is rocking it...calling a spade a spade...Economy is tanking...we all know it...Healthcare...jobs, childcare....10 Million children need the care- sign the bill MrPrez....She is doing a good job...( Nice to hear Real English and talking about real issues)

Fran said...

Here was teh list of things I thought Bush would NOT mention:

A Katrina aftermath update/Toxic temporary trailers
190,000 weapons gone missing in Iraq (oops!)
The death toll
The National Debt $9 Trillion
The cost of wars $691 billion to pay for wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and Iraq reconstruction
Over a million Iraquis killed
List of Indictments
Impeachment
Unauditable Vote Counts
Failed abstinance program
Scooter Libby
400 days of missing Executive branch e mails
Destroyed prisoner torture tape update
Military suicide rates
California on Fire
VP Dick Cheney declaring he is not a part of the Executive branch
***Social Security
Refusal of Staff to testify under oath (optional under Ntl Security header).
***Health Insurance crisis- how many Americans are uninsured
Valerie Plame
Fired Judges

So I got 2 wrong-- he mentioned Social Security as an entitlement- those pesky workers contribute money into it all their working lives & then expect to get money back in retirement. This MUST be stopped!

He mentioned health insurance & said a program needs to be in place. Kind of like a fairy tale or just a buzzword to throw in- no real plan or funds.... other than to stop people from suing. Now there's a solution for ya.

enigma4ever said...

oh fran- I head that fran being killed thing- but I was not sure that was Pakistan...sorry....( he and mushi might not be buds anymore...)

Gov keeps asking Prez to work with us...( Ha that is funny...I hope she is not going to wait by the phone)

enigma4ever said...

you did a good job on your lists- I knew you would - I read this in the am....

( GOV lady is okay....softspoken...Kansas...difficult times....she says no more divisive politics - I hope Hill heard...)

Fran said...

The Kansas Gov rebuttal was kind of lame. Should have been more hard hitting, I thought.

enigma4ever said...

Fran:
I think she is just a sofpoken Kansian (??not sure what they call themselves..) I think that is just WHO she is....I too wish it had been more hardhitting....but ....that is me..

Fran said...

I replayed the whole speech... here is my tally~

9-11 √ ( clear September day!)√√
Terrorists √√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√
Evil
Insurgent
Al Queda √√√√√√√√√√√√
Harm
Surge √√√√√
Iraq √√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√
Success
Vigilant
Freedom √√√√√√√√√√√√
liberty √√√√√√
Enemy/ies √√√√√√√√√√
Homeland /Security √√
Iran √√√√√√
Nuclear (nuculuer?) proliferation of OTHER countries √√√√√
Oil √
No Child Left Behind √
Sub prime mortgage issue (how he fixed it Hope Now Alliance) √√
Democracy √√√√√√
Patriot Act
Tax rebates/relief for corporations, wealthy, Oh! and middle class & below √√√√√√√
Building the fence to keep immigrants out √
Stimulus √
Hope √√√√√√√
Progress √
Veto √√

enigma4ever said...

well there you have it - the talley...of the crimes..Good Job...
and we survived...

Fran said...

Did this part of the speech make any sense to you?

Columbia a friend of America, taking no action against the drug runners will :

Embolden the pur-veyers of false populism in our hemisphere.

>>Huh?

Mauigirl said...

Sorry I was late to this party! At any rate, good riddance George, glad this was the last SOTU speech you will give. I couldn't stand watching it so we watched Star Trek reruns instead on the Sci Fi channel!

enigma4ever said...

Maui:
Hey...it was not a very good party- so no worries...oooh Star Trek ...( see whenever I turn Scifi on it is Like Giant Bug Movies...) And you nailed it Good Riddance for the King..

Fran:
Make Sense ? uh no...most of it is gibberish..he just has to add the Money Words "support our troops" and "Democracy" "Freedom"...blah blah.....I was not happy he used the Iraq Script about "Tehran"..he talked about "Broken Democracies " etc etc- and he does not mention Burma and the Dead Monks...that ticks me off...but No- he is not rational..there is nothing about these or most of his speechs that make sense....

Fran said...

I thought he had brought up a Burma reference, but maybe not.... he did say this:

In the past seven years, we've also seen images that have sobered us. We've watched throngs of mourners in Lebanon and Pakistan carrying the caskets of beloved leaders taken by the assassin's hand. We've seen wedding guests in blood-soaked finery staggering from a hotel in Jordan, Afghans and Iraqis blown up in mosques and markets, and trains in London and Madrid ripped apart by bombs. On a clear September day, we saw thousands of our fellow citizens taken from us in an instant.

*The clear September day is a 9-11 reference.

Fran said...

How bout this one--

In Afghanistan, America, our 25 NATO allies, and 15 partner nations are helping the Afghan people defend their freedom and rebuild their country. Thanks to the courage of these military and civilian personnel, a nation that was once a safe haven for al Qaeda is now a young democracy where boys and girls are going to school, new roads and hospitals are being built, and people are looking to the future with new hope. These successes must continue, so we're adding 3,200 Marines to our forces in Afghanistan, where they will fight the terrorists and train the Afghan Army and police. Defeating the Taliban and al Qaeda is critical to our security, and I thank the Congress for supporting America's vital mission in Afghanistan.

All's well in Afghanistan, just need 3200 more troops. Talk about doublespeak!

Fran said...

America opposes genocide in Sudan. (Applause.) We support freedom in countries from Cuba and Zimbabwe to Belarus and Burma. (Applause.)

So there was a reference.

How exatly do we support freedom in Cuba or Burma for that matter?

Fran said...

So E4E, here is the link to read the full text

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2008/01/20080128-13.html


My kiddo is home from work & I'm calling it a day. It's been fun sorting through this mess (or was it???). Let's just be glad this is the last SOTU address from Bush we will ever have to endure-- clink our shooter glasses of mylanta & call it a night.

I've had it with enemies & terror talk.... can we do something positive & unparanoid for a change, Mr. Decider?

Overall I give his speech a big Pttttttttttttttttt

thumbs down

enigma4ever said...

God Night Fran...
thanks again...I too am going to crash...
Have to go to work tomorrow...
and pray that the next 356 days go by faster before the stupid King does anything foolish...

Fran said...

Nighty night~ here is to visions of something more hopeful in the future, dancing in our heads.