It's Friday, and While Searching for Buddha On My Toast....

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So I am sitting here eating my morning goodies, still searching for Buddha on my toast, and sipping Coffee ( screw the reflux)...and has anyone else noticed that this was a pretty overwhelming week ?Last Friday I blogged it felt like the Fifties...that post could now not be more true.Dean Wormer commented that I write "peaceful feel good by the Beach" kind of posts....well, NOT today.

Let's review, Bush gets drunk on Worldwide TV, please do see the photos below, and yes, does the Olympics drunk, meanwhile Georgia ( via McMaverickMeddling and Condazleeza's July Visit and Bush's Babblings ) provokes a "Confrontation" with Russia, this feeds the neocons Cold War wet dreams. ( So far that was just the FIRST 48 hours of Obama's "Exotic" vacation HOME to visit his Grandmother.)Yet the Cottoncandiedbrained Punditheads act like he is on a "foreign island" dining on Mahi Mahi and drinking Mai Tais...Hawaii is a godamned STATE of the United States of America, and has been since the damn 50's. And during the Godblessedness of Ain't we all American, Johnny McMaverick stages a Rocky Moment for 2000 people crammed in an Air hanger and gives speechs "HOW we are all Georgians".....

THEN we have the Edwards Mess, all of us are TRYING to be so polite and understanding while being totally confused.....Edwards admits/confesses ( aka lies AGAIN ) to Woodruff on Nightline that yes he did indeed have An Affair. Unfortunately it hit the mid-day airwaves. John was hoping that the Olympics would ecclipse his moment of "admission".....And then just like clockwork, Rush Limpall came out and attacked Elizabeth in a Cruel Demoralizing Disgusting Should be Fired Way.And it has been noted that Mr.Wayward Edwards has not said a word to defend his wife from the Atacks of this Cretin. And all of us are sitting there shaking our head also realizing that he even lied while Explaing about the LIES. And Wondering HOW we were duped by this Malignantly Narcisstic Egotistical Man that probally had an affair ( and not the one night stand kind) while Elizabeth was battling Cancer ? And he indeed might have spent the PAC money to create the damned fictious "video job" for the trollup. As far as I am concerned he can now go join the Rethuglican Party.....He's more than qualified now that he "loved" his cancer stricken wife so much he Embedded his Video Mistress...and lied to EVERYONE about it.

{The Viagra Moral of this BreckBoy Tale- if a Grown Man of fifty something is spending 400 dollars on a haircut, they are screwing Someone....and I have a hunch that 500 dollar loafers are also indicative of Extramarital Activities as well...]

Sigh...

Then we have the Clintons ( who at this point remind me of the fungal mold that keeps coming back in my shower)....who now have officially wormed,weaseled, hook or by crook scored Golden Moments at the Denver Convention....because Hillary wants "Catharisis". I am so sick of their Drama humping shenigans I could spit from here to Denver......and yes, I have Nothing Nice to say.

And yes....people Wonder WHY I am watching the Olympics....
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Some Wisdom:
"It's not the tragedies that kill us. It's the messes. " Dorothy Parker...
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IF Dorothy were here she would say, also DO go read Maria-Maria's post about Bush's Fine Boxer Moments....it will help...Promise.....and then you MUST read Bruce Blog's PUMA Analysis- it will Sooth your Soul (okay you will laugh your head off- turns out it was a BAD Week in the PUMA Kingdom....)
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And now for a Musical Interlude dedicated to this insane week, and yes, 6-6 has discovered "Heart"...."Crazy on You "...He is the same age I was when I heard the Wilson Sisters for the very first time....Nice when you can share music with your teenagers...and listen to their cryptic yet accurate comments about the Clothes of that era.....sigh...Have a good day.....

The Wilson Sisters at their Absolute Best , 1976