Friday, September 26, 2008

11:40 AM, as of right now McCoot WILL Attend the Debate


BREAKING NEWS....more to come...

DO read the NYT post on the Latest Maneuvering and be sure to see the Photo of him getting on the plane with Ghouliani....I wonder if he was a part of this MESS this week....

THE NEXT 10 HAIL MARY PLAN:
1. Returns to Vietnam and jails himself.
2. Offers the post of "vice vice president" to Warren Buffett.
3. Challenges Obama to suspend campaign so they both can go and personally drill for oil offshore.
4. Learns to use computer.
5. Does bombing run over Taliban-controlled tribal areas of Pakistan.
6. Offers to forgo salary, sell one house.
7. Sex-change operation.
8. Suspends campaign until Nov. 4, offers to start being president right now.
9. Sells Alaska to Russia for $700 billion.
10. Pledges to serve only one term. OK, half a term.
( sent to me by Jack.....too funny....)

11 comments:

Christopher said...

What the fuck for?

His campaign is DOA now. Just go play golf.

enigma4ever said...

Chuck Todd reporting from Ol Miss...NOT a single McCain sign behind him...Many Obama Signs....

Sewmouse said...

Obama handled this one perfectly, playing the "you can't just suspend being President when things get tough" card.

McCain HAD to show up for this debate, because if he did not, he risks being seen as single-dimentional (he is!), and unable to handle pressure from more than one thing at a time (he can't!).

enigma4ever said...

Hey ....

Single Dementia Sew Mouse ;-)

DK::
hmmmm...I don't remember? or was too young ? gonna go look it up....

1PM::
House Repugs just met- and came forward and after meeting for 90 Minutes say that they have a BETTER Plan...Boner, Putman, and Blunt...they are still trying to fuck the Consensus...and wish to keep Free Enerprise In place..what shitheads...again Fucking the People...

enigma4ever said...

meanwhile about Palin:::
From Bob Cesna 's Blog:
( Ed Schultz)
"Capitol Hill sources are telling me that senior McCain people are more than concerned about Palin. The campaign has held a mock debate and a mock press conference; both are being described as "disastrous." One senior McCain aide was quoted as saying, "What are we going to do?" The McCain people want to move this first debate to some later, undetermined date, possibly never. People on the inside are saying the Alaska Governor is "clueless."

HelenWheels said...

And here we already ALL knew Mooselini was "clueless". I wanna be paid the big bucks these McLame advisors make for knowing it before they did!!

I think we can safely blame many of McLame's recent fuck-ups on his desperation to keep Ms. Mooseburger out of the spotlight.

Hilarious.... his joke on the American people backfired.

HelenWheels said...

OH and by the way over at my blog I posted that someone found an web ad running that says McLame WON the DEBATE. Come see!!

enigma4ever said...

Saw the ad- it was off his own website from this am...before he had even announced he was coming to the debate....

HelenWheels said...

Of course now some are speculating it was a leftie who photoshopped the screenshot page. Sigh.

enigma4ever said...

11:30am
this am it was on the McCain website...

Bungle and Bumble - his PR firm must be repsonsible...

HelenWheels said...

Lately, it looks to me that he's trying to lose. And now that droopy eye everyone's noticing... not good.