Friday, September 26, 2008
BREAKING NEWS....more to come...
DO read the NYT post on the Latest Maneuvering and be sure to see the Photo of him getting on the plane with Ghouliani....I wonder if he was a part of this MESS this week....
THE NEXT 10 HAIL MARY PLAN:
1. Returns to Vietnam and jails himself.
2. Offers the post of "vice vice president" to Warren Buffett.
3. Challenges Obama to suspend campaign so they both can go and personally drill for oil offshore.
4. Learns to use computer.
5. Does bombing run over Taliban-controlled tribal areas of Pakistan.
6. Offers to forgo salary, sell one house.
7. Sex-change operation.
8. Suspends campaign until Nov. 4, offers to start being president right now.
9. Sells Alaska to Russia for $700 billion.
10. Pledges to serve only one term. OK, half a term.
( sent to me by Jack.....too funny....)