Thursday, September 04, 2008

LiveBlogging The Old McCoot Speech and the FINAL Night of this Dramedy.....(Foul Mouth Jar at the Ready)


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Just to be clear I have worked as a Community organizer and Non Profit founder....So she says she is a PitBull in Lipstick...But that does not mean she is VP Material....so do scroll down and see what Wonders I UnEarthed today about her....Part of my job when I did my Community work was Researching Governmental Failures and Incompetence. So Game On Mooselady...you may think you are pretty- But the TRUTH sure ain't....

So McCoot had the Stage rebuilt today...It now resembles a Cross- I am sure it is just my imagination.... I will be back at 8PM...if anyone wants to stop by you know you are always welcome....Do Scroll below- I added some humor to the thread...and also I have Linked some Appropriate Stones to this post for a Musical Interlude....oh, they just did reveal that the Stage has been altered and the arena shrunk to accomodate the audience ( I have heard 2 commentators say this- Have Delegates LEFT ? why would it have to be shrunk ? or did people leave after McMoose and the NRA rally last night...???? If there is such Enthusiasm WHY would the arena have to be shrunk ????)

I am NOT watching his McManCrush Video or Cottoncandybrained Punditheaded Drooling...and I am going to turn it off if he goes all warmongering and McVictory...

Later...

197 comments:

Christopher said...

Like I said before, I admire you.

I can't do it. I just can't.

enigma4ever said...

7:29 PM
Okay little snippet- the Stage was rebuilt so that McPain could stroll and talk to people -so that means that he can pace and rant like he does on the Road...Trivia- last weekend he was here - In CTown last sunday- and he was wholed up at the Rennaisance Hotel- and refused ALL media..so this must be when he wrote he speech- gee did he look out the window at the Homeless and ALL the empty buildings and closed Businesses ?

SO NBC keeps trying to interview the OLD GOPERS' " so are are you worried about Palin as a young gov- lacks Experience " ....

NOT one person they interview says that "Well Bush was a young Governor.." I find it a riot- that NO ONE wants to even mention Bush...at all...he is the Giant Huge Elephant Sitting in their Living Room....

enigma4ever said...

Dear Chris..
I think I need my sanity checked !!! ha...I know I am more sane than ANYONE that I have seen interviewed today...we have to monitor the NeoCons....they are criminals... But see you can come here later and read the commentary...and I do want these shitheads to KNOW that they are being watched....

When I lived in a small town that was rife with corruption I went every week and showed up with my pen and paper and wrote Everything down they did and said at EVERY City and County Council Meeting.....

It is a small thing...documenting crimes...

Smalltown RN said...

McCain....dear god just say no....his rhetoric is astounding....his take on war and fear mongering....he has no desire for peace....war is money, it keeps the economy going....oh I am just saddend by the whole affair....

enigma4ever said...

Hey Smalltown RN::
We are doing OUR damnest to save OUR Country- please know that friend...
and if we fail...or they steal ANOTHER election ( this would make it THREE)... I will be Leaving.....For Good...Many of us have fought this Criminal Administration for many years....But I am sorry to the rest of the world...

HelenWheels said...

Hey Enigma-
Come by my place for a sec and see my top post, my friend Laura wrote this great piece, it's really funny.

:)

Gryphen said...

LOL, at pitbull picture!

I guess you were right. Anybody can be made to look good with the right makeup.

I might be in love.

Gryphen said...

I have had a lot of coffee. When is McSame coming out, I need something to bring me down.

Gryphen said...

Hey Chris did you see the Daily Show last night?

I could not help wondering what your response to it would be.

HelenWheels said...

Enigma you are so funny with your Mylanta at the ready & swear jar!

LOL!

enigma4ever said...

Have you all looked at the room- IT IS EMPTY !!! what a joke...and they have made the arena smaller and turned out lights to hide HOW Empty it really is- this is just sad....

Don't you love the doggie photo...Diane another blogger sent me the Dolled Up photo and the cartoon.....so nice to have contributions ;-)

So here is my thing- if the stage is dark and been rebuilt gee I hope Old McCoot doesn't stumble..


10 Million has been raised by Obama Folks since last night...Wooooo Hoooooo

enigma4ever said...

Omg...very funny Helen- meant to say something before...Poor Pitbulls ( truthfully I felt bad about posting it....BUT it had to be done...)

Okay I went to cspan and saw the Stage again...ahem...yup...it looks like a Beauty Runway...lets hope it has been well oiled...( I know I am awful...)

Frist is talking...a couple of polite golf claps...what a joke...

HelenWheels said...

Did you see that nauseating feminist in sheeps' clothing governnor talk about how all the feminist pro-choice women she knows are just LIVID at the sexist way Palin has been treated for daring to work & have kids?

OMG. Is there anything they can't skew/spin? HOly crap!

How dare she just totally junk the LIBERAL women who fought for the vote and equal pay when the rethug women just sat on their asses and criticized us? NOW they are trying to take credit and get on the high horse?

THey are scum. I am coining a new phrase if it doesn't exist already:

FAUXFeminist.

HelenWheels said...

Now they're hiding her college grades and performance? Isn't she a community college 7 year grad w/a degree in journalism? NOthing wrong with that, unless you expect to be PRESIDENT of a COUNTRY!

Y'know, I don't know if Disney could make a better fairytale story up.

enigma4ever said...

Keith is reading this off the AP Wire....

AP::
Palin transerfered and switched schools six times...the office at University of Idaho has not been contacted by anyone...reporters are trying to verify her education and the college is not able to release information about her grades or her degree ( shouldn't that be Vetted Materials ???)

( Cough Public Record..shit is she NOT even College Educated ?????or is it another MY Mail Degree like Monica Goodling...)

HelenWheels said...

Chris, some of it is maddening but some is also sorta funny. I laughed all the way thru Mittens Romney's speech. It was a scream.

He said something about being held hostage by Hugo Chavez, Putin & Ahmadenajad... it was so surreal...

But I did have to change the channel about 3/4 of the way thru Ms. Armaggedon's spiel, it was too nauseating. My bullshit meter was screaming off the charts!

enigma4ever said...

Helen :::
I had read on an Alaska Blog the other day that she did not graduate ....Maybe that is true after all- shit I just thought it was a "rumor" ( I am laughing now...)

I like the FAUX Feminist..very funny..

HelenWheels said...

Enigma, it's doubly funny considering she is trying to condescend to Obama. Doesn't Obama have a LAW degree from HARVARD?

Holy crap. That is fucking funny. Yet another bombshell. Good work.

enigma4ever said...

MORE ON THE EDUCATION : RELEASED ALL OVER THE AP IN PAST HOUR:::

"SPOKANE, Wash. - Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin attended five colleges in six years before graduating from the University of Idaho in 1987.

Federal privacy laws prohibit the schools from disclosing her grades, and none of the schools contacted by The Associated Press could say why she transferred. There was no indication any of them were contacted as part of the background investigation of Palin by presidential candidate John McCain's campaign.

"Our office was not contacted by anyone," said Tania Thompson, spokeswoman for the University of Idaho in Moscow."

Well so much for ANY REAL Vetting...HA!!!

enigma4ever said...

Helen::
yes, he has a Undergrad from Columbia and then a Law Degree from Havard and he taught law - CONSTITUTIONAL LAW FOR OVER 10 YEARS... oh, so much for that book stuff.....

but can he kill and dress a moose ? ah no..so there you go....

( gee I bet her MENSA Membership is lost too)

Gryphen said...

THIS 9-11 VIDEO IS THE MOST VILE MANIPULATIVE PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!

You lying bastards.

If I was in that building I would be screaming my head off!!

enigma4ever said...

8:42 TerraMongering Video (they claim is dedicated to the 911 Victims...and YET not one victim has been sited or named or shown....it is all the Mess- the Fires, the ash and the Terra -ists- and they showed Iran hezbollah footage- what liars...)

and right on cue they are changing USA....such pablum.

Brokaw keep talking about "Time of War' asshole- we are occupying a country- we are NOT at war..that is not true...

Please SOMEONE send Tom home...back to retirement- he really is a repug tool....

HelenWheels said...

HOLY FUCK!!! K.O. JUST EXCORIATED THEM FOR SHOWING THAT 911 footage!!

YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY KEITH!!

He is so (necessarily) sabotaging their lies.

FUcking 911 happened on their watch. Then even Brokaw joins in & says that Obama may not be ready to keep us "safe."

GOOD ON YA KEITH!!

Holy crap I am more in love than ever. :)

Gryphen said...

Clearly Keith shares my outrage.

Did you see how upset he was?

My God there are young children watching!

Anybody with an ounce of common sense would have decided right there an then to NEVER vote for a Republican again.

enigma4ever said...

Keith is crying...he lost friends...and he is visibly upset..and I feel so bad for him....shit


...I agree...it should not have been shown...it was wrong...

- and they did say it was "dedicated to the victims"..I could not watch....when I see the Towers on a big screen like that it makes me sick...

yeah- dedicated to the Victims and they were NOT even mentioned...

shit McCain Pulled a RUDY moment- Shame on them....

Keith is right- that was Horrible....WRONG..

( Chuck Todd looked upset too sitting next to Brokaw- but NOT Brokaw- he went straight to the Repug Talking Points about BEING AT WAR?????WTF???)

HelenWheels said...

DISgusting. Was it a barfer for you Enigma? CLOSE for me. I kept waiting to see how they were honoring the "victims" ... no, it was YET another propaganda piece. And not even good ... like I said once again, Leni Reifenstahl would be turning in her grave! At least she knew how to make a good party propaganda film!

HelenWheels said...

Brokaw fucked up. That was WRONG. Went right into the neocon point of view.

GOOD FOR KEITH. Man that really gave me a second of reality. HOly crap!

HelenWheels said...

I hope that 911 propaganda piece (I'm still seething) pisses off a lot of people and loses McLame some votes. This just goes to show they don't care about "changing" anything. It's business as usual, using propaganda and FEARMONGERING. That piece was like a tribute to fearmongering. How in the hell was it a tribute to any victims? By upsetting them?

WHAT BULLSHIT!

I hope it backfires.

enigma4ever said...

Letter is posted to support Keith..shit...sign on it..

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BY the way the Teleprompter is BROKEN...wow..that is too damn bad...

The Teleprompter Gods have Intervened...
( see and Geesus is a Techy after all)

HelenWheels said...

Listen to the little idiot now trying to lie about Obama's positions (again). I can't stand Lindsey Graham. He's a Little weasel.

He's just creepy. If you put him and DeLay in a creepy contest, I honestly don't know who I'd choose as winner.

HelenWheels said...

Not only the teleprompter but more hurricanes on the way... does this prove god hates rethugs yet?

HelenWheels said...

Gryphen: Maybe you didn't get the GOP memo: It's NOT OK for kids to see any NEKKID part of the human anatomy. It IS OK to see that anatomy blown to smithereens.

HelenWheels said...

Perhaps Linsey Graham should take a look at how abysmally the US is treating our vets instead of bitching about Obama not 'supporting" BETRAYUS. What an asshole. And a liar.

LOL! "He doesn't GIT IT"!

What a rube.

enigma4ever said...

Helen ::
we should ALL write MSNBC- didn't they see the video? Keith is right...
( see letter I wrote below)...

Gotta run check on 6-6 's pizza....be right back...

HelenWheels said...

They are playing the Sarah Palin propaganda extravaganza that you have posted.... OH MY FUCKING GOD.

Sorry, people are going to lap it up. Now, she's made into a hero, and it was all lies. Ewww. I can see why Chris would avoid this icky nastiness.

I feel so .... dirty...

HelenWheels said...

A funny from the liveblogging at Crooks&Liars:

KO was absolutely right .. that video was repugnant! .. the only way McCain can win is to exploit fear and anxiety.

(response): I keep saying that they are the “we got nuthin’” party. Hate and fear are the only tools they have. Fortunately for the rest of us they’re not that bright and they don’t understand that if you rub the same spot continuously it goes numb. No one is falling for it anymore. No one but elderly people afraid of change. Which is pretty much the entire make up of their party right now.

enigma4ever said...

Okay....I am back- thanks Helen..so I missed the crappyass vid???
oh gee...too bad..

( okay so Tom B is admiting that plan is to talk about the Islamoterra crapola...shit- NOthing on the Economy ??? or ALL of the Other ISsues???wow..)

enigma4ever said...

I am confused wasn't the THEME for tonight "peace"?????

( so in sick fashion of course it is War and Terra Mongering..????)

Graham said" the troops have come home with a victory" ????wtf???

enigma4ever said...

Hmm, I am really tempted to swtich over to the Football game..shit...

very very tempting..

enigma4ever said...

Okay I went over to CSPAN...and yes indeedy the Teleprompter is indeed Broken- Ridge is Floundering....he can not adlib -hmmmm....

they have an hour to fix...

HelenWheels said...

I'd love it if it was sabotage!

Sadly I just read in the comments in C&L that Obama failed the O'LIELly test. Why the guy insists on going into the lions' dens when he doesnt' have to is beyond me. Apparently, he agreed with the surge. NOT SMART.

FUCK.

enigma4ever said...

Helen he went there because sometimes you have to do ALL the Interviews- I just read the Reviews there- and they said he did GREAT !!...

This cindy loo hooo video is so disgusting..

enigma4ever said...

I read the reviews at C&L..I meant -sorry...

Gryphen said...

I was upstairs TRYING to eat.

But every time I took a bite i had to choke back the bile.

I don't even know what kind of person it takes to absorb this kind of garbage without clawing at their eyes but suddenly I am very afraid of them.

HelenWheels said...

ARghghghghgurgggllel she just said the hand on our shoulder was Abraham Lincoln. I'd be willing to bet he'd upchuck some cookies on cindy loohoo.

She is the antithesis of charismatic. Even a 300K outfit can't buy one a personality.

HelenWheels said...

I am clawing at MY eyes. Funny that Cindi is now talking about how we look at the world. WITH CLAWED EYES because we can't stand what we see!

HelenWheels said...

I wonder if she'll bring up the part where he called her a trollop and a cunt in public? Just wondering. Hmm. Guess not.

Gryphen said...

Holy crap!

Cindy Lou just flashed the same creepy smile that McCain flashes when his teleprompter says he is supposed to show emotion.

Remind me to NEVER drink the water in Arizona.

HelenWheels said...

Uh oh... here comes the FauxFeminism. Hold tight...

it's good to have a woman's hand on the wheel as well, eh, Cindi?

What, so she can steer your old has-been hubby right off the cliff?

LOL!

HelenWheels said...

Gryphen... you kill me.

Uh oh, more vet/POW talk.

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW

just like Dr. STrangelove.

No wait, that was POE POE POE

or was it OPE OPE OPE

I think listening to these rotten speeches has blown my cerebral cortex.

HelenWheels said...

Gawd is she STILL talking?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


oh and then

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Gryphen said...

Brigitte McCain, suffering through her own personal hell while her mother points he out to a room full of racist white people who would probably run over her with their car if she was within the safety of the GOP convention.

Don't go out into the parking lot alone Brigitte!!!

enigma4ever said...

Okay ..
I had to go get the pizza out of the oven..shit she is still rambling on and on...shit now she is talking abour forgiveness and apologizing some black woman- should I even ask what the hell that was about ???

why does she wink all the time- it is sooo creepy..yikes...

HelenWheels said...

Is she STILL on?

HelenWheels said...

Just a bit of mindfuck/study in contrast.

Remember Michelle Obama's speech?

'nuff said...

Gryphen said...

(Running to the bathroom, both hands cupped over my mouth.)

enigma4ever said...

okay they keep panning to Granma McCain..and she looks kinda lost and like she does not know why she is there...


WHO the hell did her hair ? It looks like a Meth-Doo...

HelenWheels said...

I have to admit, I'm not listening because I can't. it's too boring. I'm just sitting here trashing her nonstop, because otherwise I'd overcome with ennui.

enigma4ever said...

The Little Moosette Darling is there....sitting with GranMa McCain who keeps turning away like WHO is this woman...

Man - there are alot of White Bald Men there- a Toup Salesman would have a hayday..

HelenWheels said...

I'm not watching just listening because whenever I look at them I am afraid that suddenly a big snake tongue is going to flick out & their eyes will turn red.

No insult intended to reptiles.

HelenWheels said...

Yes the GOP do love them some fake hairdos!

enigma4ever said...

Gryphen:::
are you okay? Do you need Help ?? a new barf bag ? some tums???

man this place is dripping with patriotism....lordy....what a Fucking crapfest....so many creepy people in one place...oye

enigma4ever said...
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HelenWheels said...

This may sound sick, but I actually (in my searches) the other day found this sort of actuarially-leaning blog article on McLAME. They said that if elected, he has a 14.2 percent chance of dying between the election day and inauguration day.

Something to think about, kids. I don't like those odds. Then again, maybe it would spark the much-needed civil war.

HelenWheels said...

MORE propaganda film. Did the dems have all these movies in place of actual people giving speeches? I dont' remember it if they did.

TeeVee is the GOP's FRIEND. ANd then grampaw doesn't have to perform as long.

enigma4ever said...

This video is weird- I am going downstairs and get some lemonade...I think we lost Gryphen...poor thing..

what a crappyass video...WHO did the Voice- it sounds like that dead actor that was head of NRA that died..Charleton Heston???

blah blah...blah blah....

this is beyond putrid....

okay off to get lemonade ...

More POW stuff..more warmongering..

HelenWheels said...

HEY that stage does look like a cross! Good catch Enigma, meant to say it earlier, I thought the same thing the second I saw it.

enigma4ever said...

Hmm, I wonder if they got the teleprompter fixed ??? Okay I will be back...

HelenWheels said...

"He came back with joy and optimism" and promptly dumped his injured and disabled wife....

Holy shit...

HelenWheels said...

I think it's John Voigt! He went to the dark side, sadly. I remember seeing him on stage early in the campaign on stage with McLame. Maybe they are secret lovers. Who knows. No wonder Angelina hates him. He's a nazi sympathizer.

HelenWheels said...

I sorta can't beleive that anyone falls for this bullshit in this day and age. But they do.

Gryphen said...

No I am back, I just don't have the will to type.

My energy is being drained by the crappy John Wayne music they are playing.

HelenWheels said...

The STARS ARE ALIGNED?

uggghhhh... I'm sorry but Enigma I'm nearly at barf point. urp! Nearly did it... can I hold out?? I don't know.

Gryphen said...

All of that build up and then this tiny white haired man shuffles out from behind the curtain.

Wow just goes to show that no matter how much pomp and circumstance you create, if the rabbit won't come out of the hat the show simply sucks.

John McCain, the bottom of the Republican barrel.

HelenWheels said...

Yay Gryphen!

I am in pre-puke mode, myself, with expectation to spew.

X. Dell said...

Did you see the sign in the audience: "McCain Votes Against Vets"?

X. Dell said...

Did you see the goons try to take his sign away?

HelenWheels said...

OK SO HE PICKED A GREEN SCREEN AGAIN!! 'Cause it worked so well for his first acceptance speech (remember?). NOOO! Too funny!

911 911 911 911 911 911 911

HelenWheels said...

They just accidentally panned to a disruptive guy showing peace signs wearing a "veterans agains the war" tshirt in the back row!

LOL!!!!!! Palin looks bored. Probably because her narcissism isn't being fed.

enigma4ever said...

no she is just waiting for him to keel over or have a stroke...


ahhh the waiting is so hard for the Moosette
.....green screen eh???I bet that is NOT what was planned as part of their Nazi Extravaganza..

Gryphen said...

Where do I get one of those John McCain handpuppets?

For some reason I think it would be gratifying to shove my fist up his ass.

And I am not usually into that sort of thing.

HelenWheels said...

Did I just see Uma Thurman in the audience?

Fran said...

Hey there-- it's family intro time....

A token kudo to Obama...

anyone keeping a *MY FRIENDS" tally count?

Mauigirl said...

Wow, 79 comments already, I'm late to this party.

I loved it that they showed the signs "McCain votes against veterans" etc.! They focused on that sign for awhile!

So far McCain is totally lame and boring.

That video reminded me of the History Channel. Didn't it make him seem like he is part of Ancient History? Not such a good ploy, methinks.

HelenWheels said...

You guys are KILLING me! LOL! at the nasty hand puppet...

Welp. So much for worrying about him suddenly getting some charisma.

And why can't they chant anything but "USA USA"? Morans.

enigma4ever said...

oh now the FLag is on the screen- well that is so creative...and the teleprompter still broken..

and HOLY hell has broken loose CODE PINK moms GOT IN!!!!!!

HelenWheels said...

Welcome Mauigirl & Fran!

Spot on!

THey are drowning him out to prevent them from boring them further.

HelenWheels said...

My friend Raf said that historically, in the past 120 years, the taller candidate wins.

So sad, McLame.

And then of course he's old.

enigma4ever said...

oh I think more is to come- what weaselly little SOB...

that was One very very brave woman- I was very proud of her- we need to find out who she was ..

ahhh now the crowning moment of the nazi princess...shit.. ( oh look she got new glasses)

Welcome Maui....it's just a few of us grumbling...

Mauigirl said...

This USA chant has got to stop. He's a rotten speaker to begin with, and they aren't even letting him keep going! Oh well, it just continues to make them look like idiots.

Oh Jeez, now he's talking about Palin again...

HelenWheels said...

They are frenzying about Palin again. Smacks of extreme desperation. I can tell her enthusiasm is an act.

OH GOD here comes executive experience.

She's a nightmare w/out much experience and a 7- year community college undergrad degree in journalism who fires everyone she disagrees with.

Ha haaaa! "works wiht her hadns a nose""

enigma4ever said...

Oooops Hey there Fran- sorry I just realized...now he is humping "She KNOWS WHO she works for" yeah what a load - Hubby works for BP...shit...

Fran said...

hauling off a person flashing peace signs with fingers....

Whoah? Is Palin wearing a shirt under that jacket or flashing some breast?

HelenWheels said...

Sorry... "hands and nose"

enigma4ever said...

oh he is just pandering and drooling now- shit you would have thought he met her at Hooters...

HelenWheels said...

Change is coming! Because 8 years wasn't long enough already!

Gryphen said...

She has taken on corruption and replaced it with her own corrupt administration.

She has wrestled with earmarks and directed a million plus dollars of them to go to her hometown in Wasilla.

Okay I do have to agree with the "great state of Alaska" part.

It is a great state that would kill most people within two weeks of moving here. Especially in December!

enigma4ever said...

Fran::
yes- it is a little bit of EYE candy for the old fart...oh- that was Some Breast Feeding Breast ??NOT...

sigh..
and yeah...so there are people waving PEACE signs???why???

Mauigirl said...

He's saying he's going to change Washington??? Has he changed the Republican platform? Has he suddenly flip flopped again and doesn't believe in all the crap he's been supporting? I don't think so!

Fran said...

No Johnny you DON'T work for me

Mauigirl said...

OMG, the camera found a black person in the audience!

Gryphen said...

You better calm down John!

Or Palin might reach the top of the ticket much faster then anticipated.

enigma4ever said...

oh and the Flag that was waving on the Green Screen is now stuck- and NOT moving..

BTW this is his Stomp Speech- the teleprompter is Broken..

"You will know their names!!! " ( he said it like 4 times - he sounds like an old man that wants his pudding and slippers damnit)

Fran said...

I'd rather you lose an election too, McCain

X. Dell said...

Well give it to him, dadgummit.

enigma4ever said...

Oh grphen ::;thanks for the great AK plug there...can we send McShit there and see how long he lasts ???

Hey maui- so what was the black person doing - that you saw looking for the exit???

Fran said...

I'd rather you lose an election too, McCain

HelenWheels said...

Hands down, McCoot and his wife are just horrible speakers. I can see boredom setting in. Sorta the complete opposite of Obama's.

Too bad RNC is second. It'd be all over if Obama got to be the finale.

enigma4ever said...

Oh, so he says that there are some things worth fighting for ...YEAH- like getting back the WH for people LIKE us..NOT you...

Now he is just rambling about people that he does not know or care about- what a lying sack of shit...lotta dum sheeples there..

HelenWheels said...

fran: LOL!!! Not a fortunately choice of words. There are a few misplaced ones so far. TOO funny.

enigma4ever said...

Xdell hey there...hey he is talking about Change...that is priceless...now he is blaming OTHER repugs- yeah...right..now he is blaming both parties...this is sooooo deluded...

Mauigirl said...

Helen, you're right - wish Obama still was next! But they do have the debates coming up.

X. Dell said...
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X. Dell said...

The irony is that the Republicans have been drawing huge support from the people they've screwed over ever since Reagan. Lionizing a couple of them on the air's a pretty cynical attempt to mask their pro-corporate, complete-deregulation agenda.

HelenWheels said...

You know, if the teleprompter was broken, that is really not fair. But I still enjoy it.

Fran said...

We're All God's children-- but some of us Torture & Kill

X. Dell said...

A "Culture of life" and a commitment to war. Beautiful words.

enigma4ever said...

Xdell::
yeah..we will give it to him..

"We are all God's Children and All Americans"
gee he is bumbling...that damn prompter fucking his speech..

"Culture of Life"

we need puke buckets...

HelenWheels said...

x.dell yeah, you are spot on and it NEVER ceases to amaze me. Maybe the rethuglican base likes being raped over and over again. There's no accounting for masochism.

Mauigirl said...

Sh*t, now he's talking about the Supreme Court! A lot of them were appointed by Republicans so he he shouldn't be complaining!

He's saying his opponent will raise taxes...Oh please, this is such sh*t.

enigma4ever said...

now he is just rambling on and on and the audience is booing on cue..so so strange..

HelenWheels said...

His opponent will close markets? Huuh?

Uh oh... I think we're in for "THAT's not change we can believe in"

Oh please... please....

Why do they even have a base after what this madministration did to them? It's mind-boggling. Anyone see the horrible economic news today? Ironically, it was lose in all the palin talk.

Mauigirl said...

Now he says Obama's healthcare plan will be "government run." That's not even true.

Gryphen said...

I just found this on the "Something Awful" site. It is wildly inappropriate and is written as if Bristol's baby daddy wrote it.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/levi-johnston-hockey.php

But it is pretty funny in that it also reaches the same conclusion many of us have reached.

enigma4ever said...

now he is talking about healthcare and they boo'd at the wrong part- threw him off...

he is just spewing shit at this point..

HelenWheels said...

Nuthin' like a pack of lies to angry up the base!

enigma4ever said...

I can't vote for him..he is not wearing a Flag Pin..

and the Golden Piss Tie is UnAmerican...

Fran said...

What's with thei keeps jobs from going oversees-- it happened on YOUR watch McCain.

Some of you have been left behind........
you people making less than $5 million a year.....

HelenWheels said...

Spare us the grampaw drivel, McLame... holy crap.

And he's doing his snidey voice now. I hate snidey voice.

Gryphen said...

It is a good thing I am not drinking tonight, because McSame is killing enough of my brain cells all by his damn self!

HelenWheels said...

Worst. Acceptance. Speech. Ever.

HelenWheels said...

Yeah, Enigma, where's his flagwear & pin? Maybe Cindy made him wear prada instead, those g-d elitists!

enigma4ever said...

yeah....this is just his poor pathetic tired stomp speech- what a shit- that is why he did not let ANyone see it- they would recognize it- what a loser- he did not even bother to write a new speech..

Let's help Bad Teachers find another type of work???
omg...he is nuts..

Fran said...

Oh Johnny! Why not just get a magic wand & fix all the things you broke....


Fire bad teachers-- ones who don't ban books, or teach creationism?

HelenWheels said...

Did he just say teachers should find another line of work? WTF??

OMG!!! NOOOO! I mean YESS! The press is gonna slay him over this.

Yes, education has been so damaged since Raygun, so why not just finish the job & dump them altogether?

WTF!! OMG you can't make this shit up!

Mauigirl said...

Husband and I both agree the color of the tie is reprehensible. It makes him look sickly. Which should scare everyone because if he is sickly we get Palin for President.

HelenWheels said...

Let the book burning begin!

enigma4ever said...

fran::
I think we all have 5 million right?

Now they are cheering and he did not even finish the sentence- they would cheer watching an elephant crap...oh- that is what they are watching,,,,

He is having trouble talking...uhoh...

HelenWheels said...

fran spot on.

ATTACK. DRILL. NOW.

GRAMPAWBOTS LIKE MEAN WORDS AND EASY CONCEPTS. MAKE WAR AND KILLING EASY FOR GRAMPAWBOTS.

enigma4ever said...

oh no now the NUKE talk - he wants 45 new plants...we will all glow in the dark...

"health of the planet???"he is an idiot..

Mauigirl said...

Notice the little eyebrow lift when he mentions electric cars and flex fuel? As if he's thinking "yeah, right, had to put that in..." or perhaps "I have no idea how that works but..."

HelenWheels said...

Oh I'm so relieved. McCoot has totally tanked so far. I can just see K.O. and Rachel smirking.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... did he just say the engine is the future of our prosperity? Did he forget they were already invented?

X. Dell said...

Helen, he said that he would help "bad teachers" find new jobs...you know, those stupid ones who don't believe in creationism, or who organize in unions, or oppose Edison and other firms with failing records, but huge neo-con support.

HelenWheels said...

Um, we got no "Al Quaida" in 8 years and now they've grown. So what the fuck is he talking about... again?

Fran said...

John is going to "restore the health of the planet" with Nuclear Power, Offshore Drilling & Coal mining

AAACCCKKK!!!

HelenWheels said...

You gotta love when they start admitting it's all about oil. And then backtrack, to pretend it's not.

enigma4ever said...

oh no here comes the "we are all georgians " talk..now granpa is going to help us fight fear and monsters under the bed....

get the fear monger evil people shit spinning...

HelenWheels said...

x.dell, yes because all the little chillen should know that Jeebus rode a TRex.

Mauigirl said...

OMG, he's remembering when they bombed Pearl Harbor. He is seriously old.

HelenWheels said...

Y'know, when the guy talks about war, all I can see is Grampaw Simpson going on another tangeant. An "old man yells at cloud" moment, if you will.

X. Dell said...

Yes, but war pays. Just ask Dick Cheney.

Fran said...

Johnny sez: We should not turn a blind eye to aggression.

Aggression? Like the illegal occupation in Iraq?
Gitmo?

Now St. John wants a *stable & enduring peace*-- which is it John-- the 100 year war or peace?

X. Dell said...

He's talking about a "War is Peace" type of stand. Frankly, Orwell had little imagination.

enigma4ever said...

you know this is just dragging ....this would drive people to drink...

people look bored- even the vets they keep panning...

my so many little blond nazi princesses to pan in the audience...

sorry - but Obamas crowds always have All kinds of people..it feels more real..

Mauigirl said...

The big question is, how is he going to accomplish all this stuff? I haven't seen the GOP accomplish anything in 8 years so why would he be different? Where is the point of difference here?

Fran said...

Who has the baby tonight?

HelenWheels said...

fran, sort of like how Ms. Armaggedon (a.k.a. "Ma'ambo") needs to gun down the wild animals to prove she's pro-environment.

enigma4ever said...

" we have to catch up with History"...what the hell does that mean..

76 times he has MY Friends..what a load..these people are NOT friends with anyone..

NOW the Obama bashing will start....

Fran said...

Eww! He just winked.. or is that a neurological twitch?

HelenWheels said...

You mean who gives birth? Or who's holding Trig? Either one is up for grabs.

X. Dell said...

Gun them down from airplanes, no less.

HelenWheels said...

Enigma, Obama's audience looked like every big city I've lived in (Austin, Chicago, LA) and this looks like a KKK meeting or a megachurch get-together sans hoods.

X. Dell said...

Enigma, you're right. They seem to be running out of steam.

HelenWheels said...

The young Hindu woman they panned past earlier looked very afraid.

enigma4ever said...

the Baby fran and the ahem parents have not been seen for awhile..

now the POW talk ...blah blah....I think I might go in a coma..
'lordy..

POW humping...this is shameful.....

Mauigirl said...

Now he's bringing up the POW thing again. We know, John, we know.

enigma4ever said...

the Baby fran and the ahem parents have not been seen for awhile..

now the POW talk ...blah blah....I think I might go in a coma..
'lordy..

POW humping...this is shameful.....

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X. Dell said...

I don't mind McCain bringing up his war record, but it really kinda galls me how the Republicans reacted four years ago to John Kerry's.

HelenWheels said...

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW

Has anyone mentioned that if you are a vet and POW then you POW are immediately POW qualified to run the POW biggest country on earth? POW POW

HelenWheels said...

"And that, my friends, is why I waddle and flap my arms like a penguin. However, I will NEVER explain what I'm carrying in my cheeks. That's top secret, Jack!"

Fran said...

What have they done with Trig? That baby always looks really out of it. I;ve never seen him looking lucid. Hell- the first few days they did not even cover his feet.

HelenWheels said...

OH and yes, I do hit below the belt :)

enigma4ever said...

I have been mistreated he says..
yeah...

we have been mistreated making us watch this over and over...he kinda enjoys telling this way toooo much...anyone else think it is kind of sick,,,


I want to watch the Daily show...shit he is cutting into it...

HelenWheels said...

The guys that had already been POWs 2-4 years longer than him & said he sold out the US (and are ignored by the MSM) are probably shaking their fists at the TV right now.

Just a guess.

X. Dell said...

Has anyone seen this?

Fran said...

With all due respect, but how the hell is the POW story going to solve the mortgage issue, the tanking economy, the Iraq war???

Mauigirl said...

Thanks for the reminder about the Daily Show...is he almost done???

HelenWheels said...

John Kerry couldn't bring his up because he let them take it from him. Now look ... you don't see any dems swiftboating McLAME.

But since he's gotten a free ride from the MSM, and Obama and Kerry had to fight every fucking step of the way, just look at the adoration he's won! Simply grotesque.

X. Dell said...

Someone can't spell "Maverick," apparently.

HelenWheels said...

"enlist in our army!"

WTF? Why should they? He's going to reinstate the draft the second he gets into office. And that's a promise.

Fran said...

Please QUIT!

The history you have made is deplorable

Mauigirl said...

Jon Stewart is ripping into Guiliani...it's great.

Gryphen said...

Did McCain just fall down?

I keep hearing him yelling for somebody to help him "Stand up, stand up, stand me the fuck up!"

X. Dell said...

Enigma, thanks for hosting this. It's a really good idea.

enigma4ever said...

Guys- Rudy is being done very well by John over on the Daily show..if you are interested ;-)

( and yes Fran- the baby is always out of it- never even awake)

HelenWheels said...

Yeah you rock. And x.dell I'll check you out. Feel free to remind me if I don't.

McCoot tanked IMHO but that never matters, they'll all fawn (except Keith and RAchel).

HelenWheels said...

Daily show tiiiiime!

enigma4ever said...

omg what is this hideous music..I came back and now the flag is waving......what is Palin wearing....there is titty showing..wardrobe malfunctions...

tweety is spewing some kind of crap,,,,

Mauigirl said...

I can't imagine anybody will say McCain's speech was great...they'll be charitable but I don't think they could truly fawn with a straight face...could they?

enigma4ever said...

Daily SHOW is Rocking folks- head there ;-)

HelenWheels said...

I got to Daily Show just in time for him to uncover the sexist hypocrisy.

BRILLLLLIANT!!!!!!!!!!

enigma4ever said...

It was a hideous speech..thank you all you made me laugh- you are all so wise and funny....I will reread the thread....

Now McCain is heading over to the podium...

and poor Andrea Mitchell...is buried with confetti and baloons- poor thing...I hope he is not allergic to them...lordy...what a spectacle...

HelenWheels said...

Thank you as always, Enigma, for being such a gracious and hilarious host. I laughed my fool ass off, thanks ladies and Gryphen!!!

Now I'm losing my shit watching Colbert.. .they are having too much fun.

Enigma, go read my comment section on the top post. A woman named Jackie left the best comment... she must've watched on CSPAN.

Mauigirl said...

Thanks again Enigma - am watching Colbert interview Ron Paul now...

sara said...

He did sound like a frickin old geezer.