THE RETURN OF THE PRAGMATIC PUSSY

OKAY SHE IS BACK...AND I KNOW THAT YOU ALL WILL GREET HER WARMLY ( IF YOU ARE SMART YOU WILL). AS YOU CAN SEE THIS IS ANOTHER MEMBER OF HER POSSE. "TREAD LIGHTLY. SHOOT FIRST ,ASK QUESTIONS LATER" IS HER MOTTO.

** [BEWARE FOUL LANGUAGE RAMPANT] **

See here is what I don't understand. People are being mistreated in this Country, by their own Government. Now we know that I have very strong opinions about this. For a review for those new to the Enigma Cafe. Here is the story until now , the Enigma is a mom, a nurse, she blew the whistle on a BIG EVIL Chemical Company that is very very cozy with the Bush Family. And yeah, most of January was devoted to letting the Enigma Vent and Explode and find her way with her own fury. Because in December she had this amazing little Epiphany that the Big Bad Evil Company was not spying and harrassing her all by it's lonesome, it might indeed be the Big Evil Government.And when Reality hits it is hard to walk in one's vomit and see straight.

And what led to this lovely little Realization? Try this: My crates were shipped from California to Ohio- where I lived with my son for over 18 monthes while running from the threats and harrassment ( and yes it's true 5 moves since October 2002 will drain the crap out of any normal, or somwhat human, much less a pissed off mom). Now the Shipping Company called twice and said that due to Homeland Security Rules and Regulations I had to DECLARE what was in the two crates.AND THAT REGARDLESS OF WHAT I DECLARED, THE CRATES WERE GOING TO BE OPENED AND INSPECTED WHILE BEING SHIPPED AND CHECKED FOR EXPLOSIVES. I stated that they were the earthly possessions of my son and myself, mostly Books, Homeschooling supplies, and Sentimental Crap,Kitchen stuff, and of course BOOKS and MUSIC and kid stuff- like Lego....I was honest I have Nothing to Hide ( Not as much could be said the Evil Chemical Company). The Shipping Company was VERY vague WHO was going to Inspect the Crates, and I never got a clear answer. But let's just be honest I picture Big Hairy Goons with Homeland Security embroidered on their Uniforms.

So In Late November the Crates Arrive and Guess what, ONLY 6 out of 20 Boxes of Books arrive.....yup SIX.The Fuckers did put the empty boxes back in the containers.( So who would have thought the Goons could READ and would like books, or maybe they have orders to burn them). So what was missing, you ask incredulous and worried. I am glad that you asked... Here is the INVENTORY:
VIDEOS:Mixed Nuts, alot of Sentimental Christmas Videos, alot of John Stewart,Opus videos,Wallace& Gromit, Monty Python, My Son's Favorite videos and documentaries,and his little 13 inch TV.
BOOKS:The Prophet, Science, Physics, Chemistry, Biology,Anthropology,History, Primates, Gandi, Buddha, Religous Books,Geography, Native American Studies, It took over 10 years to collect these for my son.
KITCHEN STUFF: Pots & pans, chopsticks, teapots ( I collect them or did), Mugs my son made.
TRINKETS:stuff you collect from trips with a child, shells, rocks, and silly pins.Stuff that is Irreplacable.

SO HERE IS THE TEN DOLLAR QUESTION WHAT IS EXPLOSIVE ON THAT LIST ABOVE- DID MRCHERTOFF MAKE UP SOME SECRET LIST WHAT IS EXPLOSIVE? I HAVE A THEORY THAT WHAT WAS EXPLOSIVE WAS THE LETTERS THAT THE LITTLE NURSE NURSE WROTE TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, AND THE COMPANY CALLED UP AND SAID HEY GEORGE DO YOU STILL HAVE COINTELPRO? NO WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR RETALIATION? OH, HOMELAND SECURITY AND TERRORIST WATCHLISTS, THAT WILL WORK , THANKS.

So Mr. Bush, You Lying Sack of Chicken Shit- Let me get this straight, you view me and my books as EXPLOSIVE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? AND MY BIGGER QUESTION IS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH OUR ELECTED REPS THAT THEY ARE LETTING THIS ADMINISTRATION RUN THIS COUNTRY INTO THE GROUND? DO ANY OF THEM HAVE A SPINE? REALLY , WELL SOMEBODY BETTER PROVE IT, BECAUSE I AIN'T SEEING IT.AND I AM RUNNING OUT OF TIME AND PATIENCE. DID ANYONE ON THE JUDIARY COMMITEE ON MONDAY BOTHER TO ASK GONZO ABOUT THE "TERRORISTS' THAT HE MENTIONED, BECUASE IT WAS KIND OF A LOSE TERM. AND WHO IS MAKING THE LIST MIGHT BE A CRAZED PRESIDENT AND HIS GOONS. CAUSE ONLY A BULLY OR GOONS WOULD FUCK A MOM AND A NURSE. AND HEY DOESN'T FUCKING TRUMP A BLOWJOB OF THE PREVIOUS PRESIDENT? I AM TIRED OF BEING A REFUGEE IN MY OWN GODAMNED COUNTRY, AND I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE. IMPEACH THIS CRIMINAL ADMINISTRATION AND SOON BEFORE THEY CAN HURT ANYMORE PEOPLE.
( $3.45 into the Foul Language jar ASAP)

*** and A Speical Note of Thanks to Diane Feinstein : What the Fuck happened to the 10,000 Civil Rights Complaints that were filed in your office in the Summer of 2004, did you hand them to Gonzo and watch him Shred them. Because I filed one, and I think it was shredded or just put me on Yet Another List. Thanks.Way to go.*****