Monday, October 31, 2005

HALLOWEEN EVE PREDICTIONS

Here it is Halloween Eve...BOO BOO BOO
Other Wonderful Blogs are making predictions....some more accurate and some more fanciful fiction.Here are the Enigma Predictions for the next two weeks: ( Hey Blogenfreude over at Agitprops ...if I get less than 50% I will send you a prize)

(1)He will nominate one of the Rightwing Texas Edith's or he will nominate Alberto or Ted Olson....if he nominates Ashcroft I will vomit on my TV....

(2) The Lord of Lies will have sudden heart problems with his little heart unit...and need to step down for health reasons...Rudy will be offered his throne....( although Allen from Virginia will vie for it, as will Pataki) this will happen by Thanksgiving....

(3) Mr.Sharp is probally giving much advice to the King, his specialities also include RICO and rackateering charges....not just white collar crime. Hmmm. that is interesting.

(4) Rove will be indicted, there is no way Scooter is going down alone. Ari will be seen doing cartwheels on the Green....after he has a bitch slap session with Scotty on the WH lawn...

(5)CBS - 60 Minutes will turn over what they know about the Forgery Nigeruranium documents over to Fritz from 2004.....

(6) The Noe Scandel will reach Rove's Door with More Indictments and more revelations and twists and turns ( Gove.Taft, and State's Attorney-Blackwell)... Golf Records will be requested from all over the country....

(7) It will be revealed WHY Harriet really turned the Nomination down, and why she spent many days with Uncle Dick last week....maybe looking at calendars.(read the Indictment....there is a WH Counsel involved....page 7, para18)

(8) Miller and Pincus will be called back to the SP for questioning..... ( Pincus needs to answer some questions about the article he wrote on June12,2003...Indictment p5para10)

(9) Christmas will come and Miller will still not have a book deal, and she will be seen having lunch at a Red Lobster with a Penguin Rep.... He will offer her tea and sympathy and a crappy paperback deal.

(10) Maureen Dowd will be put back on Sundays- where she belongs....and NYT will end their friggin Select Program by Christmas after they realize they are losing money....

Bonus Points: I know we all are susposed to think that the Offical A - Senior White House Official is Rove, but what if it is not,
what if it is Cheney ?...now that would be sweet.

More Bonus: Bush will have a good ol'Tantrum during the press conference while the Prince is visiting....
Stay tuned Plamegate Timeline will be updated again by Tuesday.

6 comments:

enigma4ever said...

Okay on number one- this am- halloween am Bush caved to the religous wing nuts- Judge Alllito nominated...so I scored ZERO on number one...( atleast he is a judge, but he still isn't listening to the people..)I just saw press conference with Berulosconi, and the King- he looks toasted....hmmm, I wonder if they have talked about the Niger documents.....

Unknown said...

Using Fitz's baseball analogy..i hope you bat 1000.00 dear friend :)

enigma4ever said...

Okay on number 1, I bombed...and this guy is bad news on about 8 different fronts....privacy, womens rights, and civil rights.....ugh...also please note that I did not make any predictions on the War...because I can't....Oct. was 93 deaths, and we are up to 2023 already on Oct 31....:(

Anonymous said...

Hi.

42 said...

"More Bonus: Bush will have a good ol'Tantrum during the press conference while the Prince is visiting...."

oh please, oh please...

thanks for stoppin by!

Trucker Bob said...

#10..The NYT could be hand-delivered to my door c/w with a hot cup of coffee, but unless I buy a bird, I have no use for it.