Sunday, August 19, 2007

Jenna's Upcoming Blessed Event....



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Over at the Gay Agenda they are busy planning the Jenna Bush Blessed Event, yes, the Wedding. We here at the Enigma Cafe would hate to be accused of not giving our fair share, so here are Some Lovely Classy Goodies for the Event. So Here is what little Jenna needs to make her man happy.....( Pursey I found them both on Special at the" Redneck Wedding Event Extravaganza" cheaper then Walmart ).

15 comments:

Larry said...

How kind of you Enigma to help plan for the blissful event.

I wonder though, will the nuptuals be held before the birth of Jenna's child conceived out of wedlock, since both families are outstanding virtuous Republican moral examples?

It doesn't really matter when the wedding will be held. They both come from very moral families, and I'm sure they have the same principles.

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enigma4ever said...

Larry: Well, it is important that we help contribute to this Moment of White Trash Perfection. I guess we should choose different dresses if she is showing....I will give Brittany a call, I am sure she has some lovely Preggars Ware...

Larry said...

Enigma:

Maybe Brittany could plan the pre wedding party for Jenna.

After all they are both party girls.

enigma4ever said...

Well Pursey Over at the Gay Agenda has been chosen by Jenna to plan ALL wedding events...please do go over and view the preparations... But maybe Brittany could help, I mean that kind of "Expertise" is so hard to come by....hmm, I think Paris also has Expertise too....

Anon-Paranoid said...

We should all chip in for a undocumented nanny to take care of little Jenna's bundle from Satan.

We need to make sure that its raised properly in the ways of Darkness.

Only the best for a minion from Hell conceived in Darkness of her families souls.

God Bless.

Geezer Power said...

Well I gotta say that is really a zorch ride. Looks like one that I saw Duhbub drving. I'd kinda like it myself if I could get a steam engine in it. It'd be nice for ride sharing and good for a coffee break and a nap in high traffic commutes...G:

enigma4ever said...

Geezer : when they are done with it, I am sure they would be happy to sell it to your for a song and a dance....

Anony: Well whatever the Spawnling is, and whenever it arrives I can only hope that it does not effect Dear Jenna's Nuptial Events..

Daniel said...

We down here in Outer Darkness are unfamiliar with the Jenna Bush Blessed Event just as we are unfamiliar with most things except what George tells our Prime Minister when HE issues HIS orders.

Enlightenment hopefully will come our way before the world ends!

Cheers!

Cosmic Messenger said...

The million dollar question is ... Will Jenna walk down the aisle in combat boots ?

I don't think so. :)

Peace,
Cosmic

Pursey Tuttweiler said...

That gift is so lovely, I am sure that they will use the hot tub on their wedding night. Oh, Jenna says she wants to roast some marshmellows over the trash can.

enigma4ever said...

she didn't like the LIMO service I found??? sniff sniff..

I am glad that she liked the "BBQ" craft cart service ( although it does appear that the the chef in the photo might be singed....

White Trash Events are always so hard to plan.... so stressful...

I think for a wedding gift I will get her a little purse puppy...I think that should be perfect....

I will come see how the planning is coming along...

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