Thursday, August 16, 2007

Slink on over....Pick Your "Film" Name


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( Sorry no pics...)
So my teenage son came in last night and says " Hey, guess What ? If I was going to be a Porn Star, guess what my Name would be ?"

Shocked Enigma spews Diet Pepsi across the room....
6-6: " Oh, don't worry I still want to write and direct movies, AND NOT PORN. But I found this cool formula how you pick your name."
Me; " Where did you FIND the Cool Formula? I mean you aren't watching porn right?"
6-6: "Nooooo. Geeezzzz. I found the formula on the internet.So My Name would be 'Bogey Broadway'"
Me: "Wow ...that is not too bad. I am impressed. Okay so what is the formula? "
6-6:" You take the name of your first Pet, and then the name of the street you grew up on."
Me:" hmmmm, that means I would be "Muffin or Muffy Beachnut"
much laughter.......

Okay So WHAT would Your Porn Name be ???? Come on.....

23 comments:

Cartledge said...

I don't know - Laddie Northwest-Arm doesn't work for me...

D.K. Raed said...

OMG, this is great: Tinkerbell Philadelphia! But ... this is even better, my husband's would be King Dicky! quick, get us some fairy dust & a halloween nixon mask & send us on the road ~~ D.K.

enigma4ever said...

Hmmm Cartlege - Laddie Northwest- that isn't bad....
( you probally would not get TOP billing...)

DK: holy cow...too funny I am still laughing...lol....you all could be team...tooo funny...killing me...( Your First Film could be ???? Tinky and Dicky in NeverNever Land)

No said...

Mitzi Charlotte....

Hmmmm...nice ring to it, huh?

fallenmonk said...

Well, I guess "Shadow Jefferson" isn't too bad.

betmo said...

oh boy- blush, blush-

tippy christian hollow

:)

Dusty said...

Gawd..it would be Bingo something-or-other.

Girl, my dad was in the military..I had so many streets, I damn sure don't remember the first :P

Daniel said...

'Daniel Disappointment' is probably as close to honesty as I can get but 'Heavenly Stud' has a certain attraction.

Cheers!

dada said...

Hi there...(from Dada), aka "Petey Flowers"

enigma4ever said...

Dada: omg...too funny...I picture you wearing bright tight polyeser pants- with a silk fowered shirt...

Daniel: oh comeon love- what was your first pet- and then your Street- comeon we know you will have a good name...( hell- we already know that you are heavenly ;-)

Dusty: oh, we can just call you Bingo....that works....

Betmo: Tippy Christian Hollow- oooooh like that alot...excellent- you could do Christian Porn with a name like that....oh...they don't have porn- really???
( I mean didn't mr.haggard do porn....oh, I have been corrected- he did meth..sorry...my mistake...)

Monk: Shadow ??? oh that is excellent...have you met Tippy up there? your names would look great on the marquis together...

NO: oh my Mitzi Anything works doesn't it? great...

( I am going to go pester Pursey and the gang to come over- I am dying to see if they have any extra scripts lying about....we all have great names....)

Cartledge said...

I was so tickled with this challenge, and impatient with a room full of people distracting me efforts, I put the question.
I don't think it works for Aussies:

Sarge Long

Lady Frappe

Scamp Church

Shot Endeavour

Mary said...

Lolita Terra.

enigma4ever said...

OMG....these just get better and better...too funny...and very creative...who would have thought...

aballoflight said...

Contessa East-Westcott...
guess i'd have to specialize in italian/british crossdresser films

enigma4ever said...

Hmmm, I think John Waters agent will be contacting you...

Robert Rouse said...

Tiger Lee.

enigma4ever said...

I forgot to mention Cartlege brought a boat load of names over..wow...and TIGER LEE- oh that is great...

Daniel said...

I was never allowed to have a pet, Enigma, (boooohoooo) and the first street was called Clarke.

Hey, Clarke's not bad as in Clarke Kent and SUPERMAN!

Cheers.

Lola Heatherton said...

Well, I never. I would be Rody Park, which is just not as interesting as Lola Heatherton.

Bobby Bittman said...

How are ya?

Bones Asbury

Woody Tobias, Jr. said...

'skuze me, 'skuze me. WHat's a porn star?

Lulu Maude said...

I'm not sure I ever grew up, so I have 2 choices:

Dinah Flower
or
Dinah La Cuesta, depending on where I made the most progress.

Cool formula!

enigma4ever said...

Wow....we now have quite a list...and I will have to post it...wow..so many *Stars*....and yes I have laughed my ass off...thank you one and all