Thursday, October 05, 2006
BUSH'S SPEECH ON NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND:HIS BRAIN GOT LEFT BEHIND
It is Thursday am, Bush is blustering and blubbering at the podium, susposedly speaking about " No Child Left Behind".
He is barely making sense, if we were God-Forbid-and-Heaven-Help- me, sitting at the bar and he came slubbering up next to me ranting and raving- I would have moved by now.He is rambling and his sentences are fragmented and dissconnected. One minute he is smiling at random, the next he is sneering, and the next he is yelling ( at whom?).He keeps repeating himself over and over, and he looks confused, slightly disoriented. If he was sitting at Thanksgiving Dinner, I think we would have to help him find the peas. I know the GOP is hitting Meltdown thanks to Fast Fingers Foley, but I think something IS WRONG with Mr.Bush. I have seen 6th graders give more integrated book reports on tree toads than this rambling heap of a speech. He is now blowing hard on "Measurement". ( He has now tried to say the word "Intervention" three times- definently stumbling, with much leaning on the podium). I am serious, I am really starting to wonder if is:
B: NEEDS A STIFF ONE ( ahhh, drink that is)
C: MORE Medication....( ahem, better medication)
Well, we will see if he comes out with his Big Time Defense of Uncle Denny-Needs-Another-Pie - Hastert (again).Cause all bets are on that Uncle Denny is going to be removed from his once honorable (gag-cough-gag) Speakership by tomorrow. So I keep wondering what is he going to say, after earlier in the week he came out raving the wonders of Uncle Denny. The same Uncle Denny that has known for THREE YEARS that Friendly Foley might be getting to Friendly with the Pages. The Same Uncle Denny that has lied ALL week about When He KNEW WHAT, WHEN.
Mr. Bush, maybe you need to ask Uncle Denny how to spell C-O-V-E-R-U-P, when you are done sniveling through this stumble ass speech.