Tuesday, January 23, 2007

State of Delusion Speech: "It's Iraq Stupid"


Okay so the Speech is tonight, and we are all waiting with baited breath. Okay , that is an out and out lie. We are waiting with nausea and mylanta at the ready. The Media is having a hard time humping this as 51 minutes of revelations.They are even having to use words like" hostile" , and "tough crowd". The Media is having to mention other Great Sagging Number Presidents like Nixon, and they also have to mention Vietnam. ( Gasp , we even have heard the Watergate Era mentioned). Some of the Issues that Bush is going babble about, Perdictions of the Enigma Cafe:
(1) Iraq: the Great Delusional Bloody Mess, putting blame on the Iraqi's and saying how they should thank us.The Word Sacrifice will fall out of his mouth atleast three times. Iran and Syria will fall out of his mouth in a Fearmongering way....
None of the 650,000 Dead and the Daily Blood Toll.
(2) The Booming Economy: What an Effin joke, but he can't hump his Corporatocracy without mentioning it and spreading the manure in an even layer across "growth" . If he uses the word "Booming" I will have to scrape vomit out of my keyboard again.
(3) HIS Health Care Taxcut plan: Whoa, what a load of shit, I mean I am sorry but how the hell is this going to "help" 47 million Americans that have to skip meds and meals in the name of Healthcare in this Country. As a Single Mom, a Nurse this is Personal and Inexcusable that I don't have Healthcare. I also am sick of helping the elderly pick out gravy cat food at the pharmacy so they can pay for their meds. So he can take his damn "tax cuts " and shove them in an orifice.
(4) Energy Issues. Suddenly because Iraq is not pouring Oil on his front lawn with gratitude, instead it is just blood, he will be interested in "Conservation" and Rationing of Oil and Gasoline over time ( which usually happens during a war anyway), but it will guised as Concern for the Environment. His Energy plan is as empty as those Harken Drilling Holes of His Past. Gee, I bet that will give him AN IN to talk about Nuclear Energy.
(5) Reaching Out: Will consist of basically telling the New Dems to get on board or else, this man does not have any Diplomacy Skills, there will be Chill in the Chambers that can be cut with a Chainsaw.

King George's List of Unmentionables ( and I ain't talking undies):
(1) The Sacrificial Lamb Scooter Libby's Trial that suddenly casts Long Dark Shadows on the VP : Lord of Lies Dick, and also the Turd Blossum Rove. The First Day Opening Statements by the Attorneys sets up HUGE Problems for the White House.
Poor Scooter- he susposedly is suffering a Faulty Memory and also is being set up so that the Turd won't have to take a fall ( that is not a a very comforting defense). Fitz is now going to put Kid Gloves on apparently, I guess prosecuting Thugs and Mob creatures has been the perfect training ground...hmm, I guess they did need Depends for that Leak after all.
(2) Medicare Debacle : The Real Numbers of Abandoned Elderly
(3) VET care that is in a Giant Toilet ( 98,000 collecting Disability for PTSD alone)
(4) The Incompetent Errors of Rummy and Rice. ( Like Rummy facing War Criminal Charges in Germany)
(5) KATRINA HELL AND THE KATRINA SURVIVORS
(6) OSAMA BIN LADEN
(7) Borders
(8) His Repug Corruption List: Abramoff, Delay, Hastert, Frist, Santorum,Ney,Noe, Foley
(9) HOW Well the Repugs have helped DC and the Country....
(10) And God forbid the Poverty Numbers in this Country- 47 million and counting...
(11) The Defecit that is beyond His Math Skills...
(12) Army gave COST estimates today- 70 Billion Price Tag given for increasing army...well, that sucks...
(13) Global Warming...and Al Gore in the same breath...heaven forbid...and that he is Right...nope Bush wants all that put in a Lockbox.....

11 comments:

enigma4ever said...

E.Howard Hunt died today...of the Watergate Era- he hired the Wire Tappers...and served three years....funny how Vietnam and Watergate and Nixon get mentioned almost daily....so Good to Have Daily Historical Reminders for the Prez....very nice....

Gryphen said...

You have soem good writing here darlin.

Keep up the good work.

enigma4ever said...

ahhhhh gee Gryphen...now I am gonna blush and after all that Tourettical English that I have slung here ;-)

( Your blog rocks too...I always tell people to go visit that Alaskan Man....)

Anonymous said...

ROFL, great graphic!

enigma4ever said...

Thanks Fred...got blocked over at C&L= too many people trying to get on...can you believe this shit? He is So Full of it ????

enigma4ever said...

10:02 pm it just ended- it sucked...he brought up Iran, "Volunteer Reserve " ( ahem DRAFT ???)....and terra, and healthcare BS, and some more left Behind crap, and repugs look sweaty...and Cheney looks like he is stroking...Pelosi was very careful about When she clapped. Enhusiasm was muted- the idiots still stood up at the oddest times...Hmm, nobody is really leaning in for a kiss, or piling down to the Aisle to lick his hand....He totally screwed up the Shia and Sunni connections- he really messed it up , offending BOTH groups....and he put Hezbola and Iran on the table...10:03 Keith is taking the reigns of the post show...

Anon-Paranoid said...

I told everyone first and you heard it from the lips of Der Fuehrer Bush himself. He called for a private civilian Army. Who else could fire on american citizens when they rise up against him. If the Democrats don't stop him now we will be in deeper shit then we are at this moment.

God Bless.

enigma4ever said...

People need to look at this speech there was alot of crap shoved in it- including the Volunteer Reserve he wants to create...is Bad News..and he did indeed pick a Fight with Iran and the Shia and the Sunni....what a mess- he goes and picks fights and he knows Nothing.....Webb is speaking now- he is kicking ass...wow....he mentioned how the economy is not what it appears- no shit...and is talking about Real Issues....Mismanaged War- way to go Jim...whoa he just whipped a picture out of his dad- way to go Jim- tell what Families go through....Real Families- not the Profiteers...Oh no he is talking about Trusting Judgement- whoa- that is a loaded issue....Leaders OWE us...wow- there is a concept...He just called the president reckless- holy crap...wow.this is Nine minutes I gotta find on YouTube...oh, wow he just said Blood and he also talked about Damage to Our Country....A Shift...hmm...those of us that are elected must take action...well, that is the truth...Robber Barons have been mentioned- Bush is asleep by now- I mean he mentioned History...Now he mentioned Dwight...wow....and he has also Mentioned Teddy Roosevelt...ooh he has issued an Ultimatum- Holy Fuck....wow....Get the transcript...shit....He just left the prez in the Dust...

enigma4ever said...

Keith is now interviewing Edwards about the speech, this is interesting....He brought up the Struggles of working men and women and also Katrina is as abandoned as ever....now Lindsay Graham is on- oh puke- New Stratgy - please what a load....now he is whining and saying how hard everything is and how the estimates were not right- blah blah- somebody refill his Koolaid...What happens if Iraq Fails- well, What if it already has ? Anyone thought of that ? Now Lindsay is explaining History about how a Democracy is formed- yeah- well, hay I hate to point it out - but this part of the world has never ever had a democracy- that really is a reality check...if Chris doesn't stop kissing ass I will vomit....
10:30- 10:45
Now Keith is interviewing Russert and Willaims- that is something- go Keith....Russert has pointed out that Webb has indeed laid the gauntlet...esp about reckless leadership...ouch Williams just mentioned the Numbers- being 50 pointes lower...and it isn't good when the Gallery People are the highpoint- and if Chris says Chivalrous one more time there will be Projectile vomiting....these idiots-= Keith looks disgusted....
Now Russert and Chris are taking turns babbling....

Anonymous said...

Holy shite, did you catch Webb?! Outstanding!

enigma4ever said...

Webb was amazing- holy crap...I loved how he set an Ultimatum on the table- wow....I have to find it on YouTube.

( okay you caught me talking to myself-- this is how I take notes...)